Will Romney promise supportyers they will be made Gods and rule their own planet?

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    This all according to Mormon beliefs. But what about people who don't vote for him, will they not get their own planet?

    Mormons also believe football should not be played on Sundays. What impact will this have on the NFL?

    I think it's time we started taking a closer look at the pragmatic effects of a Romney presidency.
     
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    I will give up NFL Sundays if it gets barry gone fo' evah
     
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    I doubt it 'cause Romney doesn't get the choice!
     
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    That's a pretty steep price to pay.
     
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    Mormons don't believe in Immaculate Conception.

    They believe God physically came down to earth and physically fucked Mary.

    And you wingnuts will vote for that shit.

    Amazing, how much you hate that Black guy.
     
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    I just want to get my own planet.
     
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    Wingnuts are running from this thread. :lol:
     
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    I just threw a couple of random things out there.

    Wait until the professionals start working Romney over...these guys are going to begging Jeb Bush to ride in and save them at the convention in August.

    Bloodbath.
     
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    Only the secretive super pacs might attack his cult. Obama won't.
     
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    A couple nights of 'Top Ten Romney/Mormon jokes' from Letterman and it's going to get painful.

    Or maybe a take-off on the 'You might be a redneck if...' joke factory.

    "Does your wife wear her panties over her skirt? You might be a Romney supporter..."

    53. Women must wear their bras and panties over their garments, as the garment should be the layer closest to the skin for maximum protection

    101 Nonpublic or Weird Beliefs of Mormons - Life After Mormonism

    I don't have a dog in this presidential race (I consider both candidates to be equally worthless) but I can't believe they're choosing somebody who's going to lose so spectacularly.
     

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