Will Romney promise supportyers they will be made Gods and rule their own planet?

[typicalusguy]

This all according to Mormon beliefs. But what about people who don't vote for him, will they not get their own planet?

Mormons also believe football should not be played on Sundays. What impact will this have on the NFL?

I think it's time we started taking a closer look at the pragmatic effects of a Romney presidency.

 

[NLT]

I will give up NFL Sundays if it gets barry gone fo' evah

 

[Tsalagi]

I doubt it 'cause Romney doesn't get the choice!

 

[typicalusguy]

I will give up NFL Sundays if it gets barry gone fo' evah

That's a pretty steep price to pay.

 

[Synthaholic]

Mormons don't believe in Immaculate Conception.

They believe God physically came down to earth and physically fucked Mary.

And you wingnuts will vote for that shit.

Amazing, how much you hate that Black guy.

 

[typicalusguy]

Mormons don't believe in Immaculate Conception.

They believe God physically came down to earth and physically fucked Mary.

And you wingnuts will vote for that shit.

Amazing, how much you hate that Black guy.

I just want to get my own planet.

 

[Synthaholic]

Wingnuts are running from this thread.

 

[typicalusguy]

Wingnuts are running from this thread.

I just threw a couple of random things out there.

Wait until the professionals start working Romney over...these guys are going to begging Jeb Bush to ride in and save them at the convention in August.

Bloodbath.

 

[Synthaholic]

Wingnuts are running from this thread.

I just threw a couple of random things out there.

Wait until the professionals start working Romney over...these guys are going to begging Jeb Bush to ride in and save them at the convention in August.

Bloodbath.

Only the secretive super pacs might attack his cult. Obama won't.

 

[typicalusguy]

Wingnuts are running from this thread.

I just threw a couple of random things out there.

Wait until the professionals start working Romney over...these guys are going to begging Jeb Bush to ride in and save them at the convention in August.

Bloodbath.

Only the secretive super pacs might attack his cult. Obama won't.

A couple nights of 'Top Ten Romney/Mormon jokes' from Letterman and it's going to get painful.

Or maybe a take-off on the 'You might be a redneck if...' joke factory.

"Does your wife wear her panties over her skirt? You might be a Romney supporter..."

53. Women must wear their bras and panties over their garments, as the garment should be the layer closest to the skin for maximum protection

101 Nonpublic or Weird Beliefs of Mormons - Life After Mormonism

I don't have a dog in this presidential race (I consider both candidates to be equally worthless) but I can't believe they're choosing somebody who's going to lose so spectacularly.

 

[hortysir]

Conspiracy or Flame?

 

[Mad Scientist]

"Magic Underwear".

 

[hortysir]

"Magic Underwear".

Might not be the best thing in the world, but NEXT TO the best

 

[Tsalagi]

Mormons don't believe in Immaculate Conception.

They believe God physically came down to earth and physically fucked Mary.

And you wingnuts will vote for that shit.

Amazing, how much you hate that Black guy.

How little you know!

Based on Matthew’s interpretation and the story found in the Gospel of Luke, Christians accepted from an early period that Mary was not only a young woman but also a virgin when Jesus Christ was conceived. Both Matthew and Luke independently reinforce each other’s story about this amazing event, providing a basis to accept that they have reported reliable historical information about Jesus.

Over the centuries, some Christians have questioned Matthew’s interpretation, but it has withstood the test of time as one of Christianity’s fundamental beliefs: Jesus of Nazareth was born to a virgin named Mary. Latter-day Saints accept the New Testament as scripture and find additional validation to the concept of virgin conception in their other scriptural records. The Book of Mormon, another testament of Jesus Christ, offers the testimony of Nephi, an ancient prophet, who heard an angel declare, “Behold, the virgin whom thou seest is the mother of the Son of God, after the manner of the flesh” (1 Nephi 11:18). Additionally, Nephi rendered Isaiah’s prophecy the same way Matthew did: “Therefore, the Lord himself shall give you a sign–Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and shall bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel” (2 Nephi 17:14). The Book of Mormon prophet Alma testified that Jesus “shall be born of Mary, at Jerusalem which is the land of our forefathers, she being a virgin, a precious and chosen vessel, who shall be overshadowed and conceive by the power of the Holy Ghost, and bring forth a son, yea, even the Son of God” (Alma 7:10).

 

[hjmick]

Oooh! Shiny!

 

[typicalusguy]

Mormons don't believe in Immaculate Conception.

They believe God physically came down to earth and physically fucked Mary.

And you wingnuts will vote for that shit.

Amazing, how much you hate that Black guy.

How little you know!

Based on Matthew’s interpretation and the story found in the Gospel of Luke, Christians accepted from an early period that Mary was not only a young woman but also a virgin when Jesus Christ was conceived. Both Matthew and Luke independently reinforce each other’s story about this amazing event, providing a basis to accept that they have reported reliable historical information about Jesus.

Over the centuries, some Christians have questioned Matthew’s interpretation, but it has withstood the test of time as one of Christianity’s fundamental beliefs: Jesus of Nazareth was born to a virgin named Mary. Latter-day Saints accept the New Testament as scripture and find additional validation to the concept of virgin conception in their other scriptural records. The Book of Mormon, another testament of Jesus Christ, offers the testimony of Nephi, an ancient prophet, who heard an angel declare, “Behold, the virgin whom thou seest is the mother of the Son of God, after the manner of the flesh” (1 Nephi 11:18). Additionally, Nephi rendered Isaiah’s prophecy the same way Matthew did: “Therefore, the Lord himself shall give you a sign–Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and shall bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel” (2 Nephi 17:14). The Book of Mormon prophet Alma testified that Jesus “shall be born of Mary, at Jerusalem which is the land of our forefathers, she being a virgin, a precious and chosen vessel, who shall be overshadowed and conceive by the power of the Holy Ghost, and bring forth a son, yea, even the Son of God” (Alma 7:10).

Have fun reducing that to a easily-digested sound byte on the campaign trail. Wow. This is going to be more entertaining than i thought.

 

[Synthaholic]

Mormons don't believe in Immaculate Conception.

They believe God physically came down to earth and physically fucked Mary.

And you wingnuts will vote for that shit.

Amazing, how much you hate that Black guy.

How little you know!

Based on Matthew’s interpretation and the story found in the Gospel of Luke, Christians accepted from an early period that Mary was not only a young woman but also a virgin when Jesus Christ was conceived. Both Matthew and Luke independently reinforce each other’s story about this amazing event, providing a basis to accept that they have reported reliable historical information about Jesus.

Over the centuries, some Christians have questioned Matthew’s interpretation, but it has withstood the test of time as one of Christianity’s fundamental beliefs: Jesus of Nazareth was born to a virgin named Mary. Latter-day Saints accept the New Testament as scripture and find additional validation to the concept of virgin conception in their other scriptural records. The Book of Mormon, another testament of Jesus Christ, offers the testimony of Nephi, an ancient prophet, who heard an angel declare, “Behold, the virgin whom thou seest is the mother of the Son of God, after the manner of the flesh” (1 Nephi 11:18). Additionally, Nephi rendered Isaiah’s prophecy the same way Matthew did: “Therefore, the Lord himself shall give you a sign–Behold, a virgin shall conceive, and shall bear a son, and shall call his name Immanuel” (2 Nephi 17:14). The Book of Mormon prophet Alma testified that Jesus “shall be born of Mary, at Jerusalem which is the land of our forefathers, she being a virgin, a precious and chosen vessel, who shall be overshadowed and conceive by the power of the Holy Ghost, and bring forth a son, yea, even the Son of God” (Alma 7:10).

Are you claiming that Mormons do not believe that God had physical sex with Mary?

 

[Zander]

Mormons don't believe in Immaculate Conception.

They believe God physically came down to earth and physically fucked Mary.

And you wingnuts will vote for that shit.

Amazing, how much you hate that Black guy.

The fact that you're black isn't why I dislike you Synth, it's because you're stupid.

 

[Sallow]

Mormons don't believe in Immaculate Conception.

They believe God physically came down to earth and physically fucked Mary.

And you wingnuts will vote for that shit.

Amazing, how much you hate that Black guy.

They will also claim your soul after you die..

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-WBjJ1MliU]A funny clip from The Evil Dead 2: Dead By Dawn - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Synthaholic]

Mormons don't believe in Immaculate Conception.

They believe God physically came down to earth and physically fucked Mary.

And you wingnuts will vote for that shit.

Amazing, how much you hate that Black guy.

The fact that you're black isn't why I dislike you Synth, it's because you're stupid.

I'm stupid? You're the one claiming it's a fact that I'm Black.

This is just like all wingnut facts: nonfactual.