Why would this woman invite me to her house to watch movies and.............

Some women work slow, others can't understand why their ankles are not by their ears already...You just have to play it by ear...
 
Some women work slow, others can't understand why their ankles are not by their ears already...You just have to play it by ear...

I wasn't expecting no hot and passionate nude make out session but I did expect her to sit next to me so we could eventually kiss before the night was over
 
Maybe it's your breath.


Hey retard. She never sat close enough to smell my breathe
Maybe she was afraid of you.


Then she shouldn't have invited me over.
Maybe she felt sorry for you.

Maybe you should cancel your internet service
Maybe you should brush your teeth and take a shower so the ladies can stand to sit next to you.
 
Hey retard. She never sat close enough to smell my breathe
Maybe she was afraid of you.


Then she shouldn't have invited me over.
Maybe she felt sorry for you.

Maybe you should cancel your internet service
Maybe you should brush your teeth and take a shower so the ladies can stand to sit next to you.


Hey retarded man let me explain this to you again

We went back to her house eat dinner in the dinning room. She was in the kitchen when I went to sit down after dinner in the living room. So when she came out the kitchen she sat on the other couch. So she was never close enough to me to smell my scent or breathe

Understand retarded MAN?
 
FBJ gets more dates wrong then a 10 year old calender. lol
 
Could it be that she discovered your past as a gay porn star and a cowboy fan?
The Google tells all these days ....


No I'm not you, I have no interest in SNIFFING DICK

Well after your confession of being an ass sniffer one can never tell......

I sniff females ASS not men................................Understand MONGO?

I guess one would understand if you switched sides after your dismal failure with the opposite sex.
 
Could it be that she discovered your past as a gay porn star and a cowboy fan?
The Google tells all these days ....


No I'm not you, I have no interest in SNIFFING DICK

Well after your confession of being an ass sniffer one can never tell......

I sniff females ASS not men................................Understand MONGO?

I guess one would understand if you switched sides after your dismal failure with the opposite sex.

No matter how much failure I have I will keep tryng. what the fuck would I accomplish by going to a gay ass man? LOL
 
Could it be that she discovered your past as a gay porn star and a cowboy fan?
The Google tells all these days ....


No I'm not you, I have no interest in SNIFFING DICK

Well after your confession of being an ass sniffer one can never tell......

I sniff females ASS not men................................Understand MONGO?

I guess one would understand if you switched sides after your dismal failure with the opposite sex.

No matter how much failure I have I will keep tryng. what the fuck would I accomplish by going to a gay ass man? LOL


Troll Level three.....
Insert 25 cents to continue.
 
No I'm not you, I have no interest in SNIFFING DICK

Well after your confession of being an ass sniffer one can never tell......

I sniff females ASS not men................................Understand MONGO?

I guess one would understand if you switched sides after your dismal failure with the opposite sex.

No matter how much failure I have I will keep tryng. what the fuck would I accomplish by going to a gay ass man? LOL


Troll Level three.....
Insert 25 cents to continue.

BYE
 
Maybe she was afraid of you.


Then she shouldn't have invited me over.
Maybe she felt sorry for you.

Maybe you should cancel your internet service
Maybe you should brush your teeth and take a shower so the ladies can stand to sit next to you.


Hey retarded man let me explain this to you again

We went back to her house eat dinner in the dinning room. She was in the kitchen when I went to sit down after dinner in the living room. So when she came out the kitchen she sat on the other couch. So she was never close enough to me to smell my scent or breathe

Understand retarded MAN?
She probably smelled you during dinner in the "dinning room" (lol), then chose to sit as far away from you as possible so as not to lose her dinner.
 
Then she shouldn't have invited me over.
Maybe she felt sorry for you.

Maybe you should cancel your internet service
Maybe you should brush your teeth and take a shower so the ladies can stand to sit next to you.


Hey retarded man let me explain this to you again

We went back to her house eat dinner in the dinning room. She was in the kitchen when I went to sit down after dinner in the living room. So when she came out the kitchen she sat on the other couch. So she was never close enough to me to smell my scent or breathe

Understand retarded MAN?
She probably smelled you during dinner in the "dinning room" (lol), then chose to sit as far away from you as possible so as not to lose her dinner.


If that was the case she would have had me leave right after dinner. You sound retarded too
 
Maybe she felt sorry for you.

Maybe you should cancel your internet service
Maybe you should brush your teeth and take a shower so the ladies can stand to sit next to you.


Hey retarded man let me explain this to you again

We went back to her house eat dinner in the dinning room. She was in the kitchen when I went to sit down after dinner in the living room. So when she came out the kitchen she sat on the other couch. So she was never close enough to me to smell my scent or breathe

Understand retarded MAN?
She probably smelled you during dinner in the "dinning room" (lol), then chose to sit as far away from you as possible so as not to lose her dinner.


If that was the case she would have had me leave right after dinner. You sound retarded too
Hey, you asked the question, I'm just trying to help you figure it out. Sounds like she either felt sorry for you or she was afraid of you.
 
Maybe you should cancel your internet service
Maybe you should brush your teeth and take a shower so the ladies can stand to sit next to you.


Hey retarded man let me explain this to you again

We went back to her house eat dinner in the dinning room. She was in the kitchen when I went to sit down after dinner in the living room. So when she came out the kitchen she sat on the other couch. So she was never close enough to me to smell my scent or breathe

Understand retarded MAN?
She probably smelled you during dinner in the "dinning room" (lol), then chose to sit as far away from you as possible so as not to lose her dinner.


If that was the case she would have had me leave right after dinner. You sound retarded too
Hey, you asked the question, I'm just trying to help you figure it out. Sounds like she either felt sorry for you or she was afraid of you.

I am willing to bet the latter is more accurate.
 

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