Why I Am A Liberal

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  1. LoneLaugher
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    There has been quite a bit of discussion here lately about what defines a liberal. I thought I'd use recent events to construct a SIMPLE chart that illustrates the differences between liberals and nutters. Forgive me if this chart has formatting issues. I'm not sure how it will display. There are many more............here are just a few.


    Liberal / Nutter

    Knee-jerk response is to defend: Martin / Zimmerman

    Feels sorry for: Fluke / Limbaugh

    Thinks medical care is: A right / A privilege

    Thinks 2 people who love each other need: Just love / Only 1 penis.

    It would be great if the world had: Religious freedom / One religion
     
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    I was almost certain the answer was going to be because your a douche bag! That is what I thought that answer was!



     
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    You could be right.

    Especially after that ass-kicking you gave us in 2010. :lol:
     
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    Fuck........the formatting sucks......glad it was able to be understood.
     
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    copsnrobbers I call it as I see it

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    It most likely doesn't matter to you but, I forgive you.
     
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    kwc57 BOHICA Obama

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    Well, you didn't really "explain" why you were a liberal. But I understood the things you were for......which makes you a nutter.
     
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    Zimmerman = Due process even when it feels bad

    Fluke / Limbaugh = Free Speech. How does it work ? Live by the Coochie. Judged by Coochie.

    Medical care = Not Federal. 10th says then States = Yeah Romney-care & States Rights !

    Religious freedom = Yep the old sword instead of shield. As free to exempt to contraceptatives, ban display of women's faces, forbid female education, and require female circumcision.

    Two way streets. How do they work ?
     
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    you forgot to mention that you hate private ownership,the right to bare arms,and capitalism ,and you also forgot to mention that your testosterone levels are low and your home smells like cat piss !!
     
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    In your case, LonelyLaughable, it is because you are dull, trite, incapable of critical thinking and you are flatly stupid.
     
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    Why I am mostly liberal?

    Cause I am not filled with hate and fear and am not mean enough to be a conservative?

    just waiting for a con to call me dick breath or someuch :D
     

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