why do women feel because they were born with a vagina they get to...

[BULLDOG]

Yep. It's as unkempt as you might think. Little kids still tell me what they want for Christmas though. I never knew how cool and sweet that would feel.

Oh. Lord. Please, please, please clean it up! We really do not understand why human males have this hair growing out of their faces, but you guys really need to keep it top-tidy. This reminds me of guys who don't understand why women have hair in their armpits and want it shaved away. Nobody has to kiss anybody's armpit. We women just contend with you guys' hairy armpits and don't make a big thing about it.

You sound like my daughter. Every time she comes home, she whines until I clean it up. She is having a problem remembering which of us is the parent and which is the child. Oh well, as long as she finishes this last year and becomes a doctor, I guess I'll try to make her happy. I keep reminding her she is my little retirement program,but I'm not sure she's convinced yet.

Just let her do her thing. You'll be glad you did.
I hope you get your retirement.

Oh, she is. I've been retired for a while, and the part about her being my retirement program is a joke going back to when she was a little girl. When other little girls were tossing a ball to their puppies, she was putting a splint on her puppy's leg. She thought he was running lopsided, and the splint would help him.

Your daughter sounds like an absolute treasure! She's got heart and brains at the same time!

Yup.

 

[Pogo]

Women use questions like that to determine more than just salary... education level, ambition, mental acuity, etc...

I used a similar question with women when I was dating. The answer can actually provide significant insight into people.

Fuck im doing with dating

For now on i am having girls in their late 20's come over and pleasure me every other saturday for rest of my lufe

From reading your posts, I would say you were through with dating a long time ago. You just haven't realized it yet.

Im about to become a full-time fetishist

It's your blow up doll. You can do what you want.

I said fetishist mutherfucker. Blow up dolls are not allowed in the building

I uh think you're supposed to blow it up AFTER you get it home.

Typical Cowgirls fan...

 

[fbj]

Fuck im doing with dating

For now on i am having girls in their late 20's come over and pleasure me every other saturday for rest of my lufe

From reading your posts, I would say you were through with dating a long time ago. You just haven't realized it yet.

Im about to become a full-time fetishist

It's your blow up doll. You can do what you want.

I said fetishist mutherfucker. Blow up dolls are not allowed in the building

I uh think you're supposed to blow it up AFTER you get it home.

Typical Cowgirls fan...

It clearly states on the lease


No blow up dolls are allowed in this building

 

[Pogo]

From reading your posts, I would say you were through with dating a long time ago. You just haven't realized it yet.

Im about to become a full-time fetishist

It's your blow up doll. You can do what you want.

I said fetishist mutherfucker. Blow up dolls are not allowed in the building

I uh think you're supposed to blow it up AFTER you get it home.

Typical Cowgirls fan...

It clearly states on the lease


No blow up dolls are allowed in this building

Clearly they saw you coming.

Prolly the Tony Romo jersey is what tipped 'em off.

 

[danielpalos]

No Poon Taxation, no relationship representation!

 

[Vastator]

Women use questions like that to determine more than just salary... education level, ambition, mental acuity, etc...

I used a similar question with women when I was dating. The answer can actually provide significant insight into people.

Fuck im doing with dating

For now on i am having girls in their late 20's come over and pleasure me every other saturday for rest of my lufe

From reading your posts, I would say you were through with dating a long time ago. You just haven't realized it yet.

Im about to become a full-time fetishist

It's your blow up doll. You can do what you want.

I said fetishist mutherfucker. Blow up dolls are not allowed in the building

That's racist...

 

[Shrimpbox]

From reading your posts, I would say you were through with dating a long time ago. You just haven't realized it yet.

Im about to become a full-time fetishist

It's your blow up doll. You can do what you want.

I said fetishist mutherfucker. Blow up dolls are not allowed in the building

I uh think you're supposed to blow it up AFTER you get it home.

Typical Cowgirls fan...

It clearly states on the lease


No blow up dolls are allowed in this building

Might be because fbj resides in a federal building

 

[Yousaidwhat]

When is it going to occur to these guys that many women just don't want to have anything to do with assholes?

You haven't met some of the women I have dated.

How do we heterosexuals have some serious discussions? What is causing this whole thing is the failure of adults to meet with adults and have adult conversations. Remember the "round table" Paris peace talks. Yes, we can have serious discussions while sharing a pillow, but only if both partners approach each other with respect.

I, too, can post pictures of men who are genuine foxes, total eye-candy, (I have a few in mind), and even have such a picture as my avatar, but how does this make anything better for heterosexual relations?

I remember an incident in which I was stopped at a traffic light behind a truck that had stickers and mudflaps in the shape of a silhouette of a very well endowed woman, and I got to musing as to what we heterosexual women would post as stickers and mudflaps on our vehicles. Can't we advertise, as well?

 

[Jarlaxle]

I don't care why you fetch me a beer, just hurry up with it.

Moron.

https://i.pinimg.com/564x/1f/c6/ac/1fc6ac79f99938c8606831113b136151--robert-kazinsky-sexy-men.jpg

Can you send him over? I'm home.

Where did you get that old picture of me? I have a beard and lots of grey now, but it's still me.

ROFLMAO!

And I used to have long light brown hair with red and blond highlights, weighed 115, and my "girls" were 34B. Funny how we age, ain't it.

BTW: I hope that your beard is tightly clipped and not one of those disgusting duck guy, ZZ-Top bacteria-catchers that makes a woman want to kiss a cactus or a rattlesnake first. Those guys are just plain gross!

Yep. It's as unkempt as you might think. Little kids still tell me what they want for Christmas though. I never knew how cool and sweet that would feel.

Oh. Lord. Please, please, please clean it up! We really do not understand why human males have this hair growing out of their faces, but you guys really need to keep it top-tidy. This reminds me of guys who don't understand why women have hair in their armpits and want it shaved away. Nobody has to kiss anybody's armpit. We women just contend with you guys' hairy armpits and don't make a big thing about it.

My wife told me (after ten years of my shaving almost every day) that she preferred me with a beard. Thanks...but you couldn't have said that sooner?