Why do we HAVE to have sex?

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    I used to like doing things with girls because they always look REALLY good, and they are fun too. But everyone keeps talking about sex, and it is like we are not even people if we don't have sex like machines. Now this has taken me over too, and now it is like I am not even human if I am not some sex thing.

    So why is this? I have cooked up a theory, I wonder what your take is. So here it goes, sex is a way of selling things because everyone naturally likes girls' looks and sex hypes that up to the point of wanting to have it for yourself and not leaving it to be just good enough with her looks alone. Then you can double up the selling with selling things to the relationship too, in addition to all else. At the end, endless things get sold that nobody needs and somebody makes money on them.

    Then sex is addictive too, and you can't even stop. The perfectly hooked customer. If I ever dared to say that I don't care about ever having sex again, 1st my GF would kick my ass real fast, then everyone else would laugh at me, and at the end I would walk in the world with a giant kick-me sign on me.

    How do you define yourself after the media, family, and everyone at school is through with you? Does my theory make sense? What's your take?
     
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    it sounds like you are 13 and need to get laid.
     
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    pleasure fucking is fun.
     
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    Yeah, about that "Giant Kick-Me" sign.....

    to late.
     
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    oh just send him an octopus.... that should do the trick. :badgrin:
     
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    Stop hanging around with people like that. If you don't wanna' do it, then don't do it. You're prolly not ready for it anyway. (I didn't do it until I was 16 and that was probably too young)

    Find some friends with similar ideas in life and hang out with them.

    I have to agree that society today is over sexed. I got rid of my Cable TV and I'm not missing much as it seems every TV show had sexual relationships as it's theme. Even the commercials have ads for drugs you can take for all kinds of sexual dysfunction.

    And don't let anyone, male or female, tell you what to do! (Except your Parents of course!) Get in the habit of telling those people to "mind their own business". They'll be mad at first but after a while they'll respect you for it.
     
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    Is there a point here?
     
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    How do you know?

    :eusa_drool:
     
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    Sex is overrated. That's why so many marriages fail. People get married because they're "in lust" with each other, not "in love" with each other. We put way too much emphasis on how "hot" people are, rather than how capable, or kind, or intelligent, or generous, or loving they are.

    One thing I found out...the hottest looking people aren't necessarily the best lovers. ; )

    But we have to remember...it's a biological imperative that we desire sex, particularly younger people in their child bearing years. It keeps our species from dying out. So my advice would be, enjoy that horny phase of life to the fullest. Oh, and remember, the procreation part is optional. There are plenty of people doing that, so if you choose to have sex but not kids you won't be hurting Mankind in any way. : )
     
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    Classy women are the best, slutty women are the worst.
     

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