White male appreciation month

I hereby declare, with all the authority vested in me by "white privilege", that June is to be known as White Male Appreciation Month.

So let's think of all the contributions made to society by white males.

No one knows for sure who invented the pizza, but it was probably a white male of Italian descent. It is possible that brown people who lived in ancient days ate food that looked somewhat like a pizza, but what brown people did before white people were around does not really concern us.

History of pizza - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So pizza counts as a white male achievement because Italians are now considered white by those in charge of determining who is white, though in a previous century Italians were considered olive-skinned foreigners and not white at all. But retroactively, Italians have been grandfathered in so that Italians who were not white while they lived, are white now, and therefore the pizza they invented is a white male achievement, by retroactive application of the white label, which is done by the people in charge of figuring out who is white.

The Chinese invented the toothbrush, but they were first mass produced by a white male from England, and therefore count as a white male acheivement:

Toothbrush - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And why is the toothbrush a white male achievement and not a Chinese achievement? Because things invented in ancient China but never mass produced and used to their full potential until white males knew about them count as white male achievements.

For example, gun powder is a white male achievement. While it is true that Chinese invented gunpowder, the Chinese used gunpowder for harmless fireworks for hundreds of years, and it never occurred to them it could be better utilized to kill people, sink ships, and knock stuff down. It took the ingenuity of a white male to figure that out, followed by the eagerness and enthusiasm of millions of white males who used gunpowder to kill each other, sink each other's ships, and knock each other's stuff down. The Chinese were clueless to this development until white males marched into their country and started killing them with gunpowder weapons, sinking their "junks" (that's Chinese for "ship") and knocking their ancient and obsolete stuff down.

Another white male achievement: the discovery of America. People from Asia walked over to the Americas over a land bridge between Russia and Alaska some 20,000 years ago, and became what are now called "Native Americans." But America wasn't "discovered" until 1492 when white male Christopher Columbus came here. So really, everything that happened in America before Columbus got here may be interesting to archaeologists, but it is not taught in "American history" since white males had nothing to do with it.
While the specifics regarding who first invented the cannon are not known, it is believed that the Chinese fielded the first small hand cannons in the year 1260. Cannon designs in Europe continued to evolve throughout the 17th century.
Who invented the cannon?
 
I do, on the left them there part. Strangely enough, I oppose slavery.


Put your money where your mouth is. I"m happy to help as many negroes relocate back to Africa as I can.
I'm sure you'd be happy to have anyone who isn't white go somewhere else?

Oh does it suck to be you.


Go ahead and post a link to where I said I'd be happy to see all non whites go elsewhere. I'll wait.
So, you wouldn't be? It's only the blacks you hate?


Post a link to me saying I hate blacks.
Are you saying that you don't, you just want them to move back to Africa?
 
No you don't oppose slavery. You confirmed that with your "thoughts" about PA laws.
You sell donuts, for money. By law you also have to sell donuts to blacks, for money. Where's the slavery part?

slave

noun
1.
a person who is the property of and wholly subject to another; a bond servant.

Oh, its a temporary slavery to be sure, but slavery nonetheless

What if I owned a bakery , just to use your example, and I ran out and grabbed you off the street and made you bake donuts for an hour, even if I paid you. That's slavery, you can't make one person work for another. Not even temporarily.
A donut shop doesn't work for others, it works for, money. And by law, it takes pretty much all comers. That's actually good for the donut shop in the end.

No, a donut shop doesn't work for money

If I want to open a business and just sit there all day long doing ZERO business, are you telling me the government should be able to force me to make a profit?

You fucking idiot.
As I already posted, if you don't make a profit the government reclassifies you as a Hobby.

No they don't.

You are stupid.

You can be a business that makes little or no profit. You just can't take certain business deductions
 
You sell donuts, for money. By law you also have to sell donuts to blacks, for money. Where's the slavery part?

slave

noun
1.
a person who is the property of and wholly subject to another; a bond servant.

Oh, its a temporary slavery to be sure, but slavery nonetheless

What if I owned a bakery , just to use your example, and I ran out and grabbed you off the street and made you bake donuts for an hour, even if I paid you. That's slavery, you can't make one person work for another. Not even temporarily.
A donut shop doesn't work for others, it works for, money. And by law, it takes pretty much all comers. That's actually good for the donut shop in the end.

No, a donut shop doesn't work for money

If I want to open a business and just sit there all day long doing ZERO business, are you telling me the government should be able to force me to make a profit?

You fucking idiot.
As I already posted, if you don't make a profit the government reclassifies you as a Hobby.

No they don't.

You are stupid.

You can be a business that makes little or no profit. You just can't take certain business deductions
I'm sorry, I can't help you as I live in the real world and deal with it, like an adult.
 
Put your money where your mouth is. I"m happy to help as many negroes relocate back to Africa as I can.
I'm sure you'd be happy to have anyone who isn't white go somewhere else?

Oh does it suck to be you.


Go ahead and post a link to where I said I'd be happy to see all non whites go elsewhere. I'll wait.
So, you wouldn't be? It's only the blacks you hate?


Post a link to me saying I hate blacks.
Are you saying that you don't, you just want them to move back to Africa?


Post a link to me saying I wanted blacks to move back to Africa.
 
I'm sure you'd be happy to have anyone who isn't white go somewhere else?

Oh does it suck to be you.


Go ahead and post a link to where I said I'd be happy to see all non whites go elsewhere. I'll wait.
So, you wouldn't be? It's only the blacks you hate?


Post a link to me saying I hate blacks.
Are you saying that you don't, you just want them to move back to Africa?


Post a link to me saying I wanted blacks to move back to Africa.
#51.
 
Go ahead and post a link to where I said I'd be happy to see all non whites go elsewhere. I'll wait.
So, you wouldn't be? It's only the blacks you hate?


Post a link to me saying I hate blacks.
Are you saying that you don't, you just want them to move back to Africa?


Post a link to me saying I wanted blacks to move back to Africa.
#51.


Don't give me a number man, post an actual quote from me saying I want blacks to go back to Africa

mdk, watch this
 
Amusing, but what is your point?

BTW, Gun powder being a Chinese Invention, and Indians walking over here? All stuff I learned in Public School way back when this country was supposedly even more "racist" or whatever.

Ruh-Roh! The nutters aren't sure who's on who's side sometimes. That's always fun.


I know you are a piece of shit.

I asked Black Rock a question. Fuck YOu.

You seem upset.

Nope. Just speaking to you the way you so richly deserve, you worthless piece of shit.

Ouch.





I try hard to treat people with the respect they show me.

WIth LL, it takes a LOT Of work to show the proper amount of disrespect.
 
So, you wouldn't be? It's only the blacks you hate?


Post a link to me saying I hate blacks.
Are you saying that you don't, you just want them to move back to Africa?


Post a link to me saying I wanted blacks to move back to Africa.
#51.


Don't give me a number man, post an actual quote from me saying I want blacks to go back to Africa

mdk, watch this
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Asians used gun powder in rockets and grenades and utilized it for war long before it was introduced to Europe.

What you mean are GUNS which were a more efficient use of gun powder!! Guns and cannons changed how war was conducted forever.

Black powder was an Asian invention. Smokeless powder is a White, Male invention.


First glance I though that said, Black POWER was an Asian invention.

That would be hilarious if it were true.
 
Post a link to me saying I hate blacks.
Are you saying that you don't, you just want them to move back to Africa?


Post a link to me saying I wanted blacks to move back to Africa.
#51.


Don't give me a number man, post an actual quote from me saying I want blacks to go back to Africa

mdk, watch this
View attachment 77678

I'm still waiting for that post of mine where you claim I said I want all backs to go back to Africa.
 
Ruh-Roh! The nutters aren't sure who's on who's side sometimes. That's always fun.


I know you are a piece of shit.

I asked Black Rock a question. Fuck YOu.

You seem upset.

Nope. Just speaking to you the way you so richly deserve, you worthless piece of shit.

Ouch.





I try hard to treat people with the respect they show me.

WIth LL, it takes a LOT Of work to show the proper amount of disrespect.

Point to the worst thing I've ever said to you, genius.
 
I know you are a piece of shit.

I asked Black Rock a question. Fuck YOu.

You seem upset.

Nope. Just speaking to you the way you so richly deserve, you worthless piece of shit.

Ouch.





I try hard to treat people with the respect they show me.

WIth LL, it takes a LOT Of work to show the proper amount of disrespect.

Point to the worst thing I've ever said to you, genius.


WTF, would I bother to do as you ask, after the way you have behaved to me?
 
You seem upset.

Nope. Just speaking to you the way you so richly deserve, you worthless piece of shit.

Ouch.





I try hard to treat people with the respect they show me.

WIth LL, it takes a LOT Of work to show the proper amount of disrespect.

Point to the worst thing I've ever said to you, genius.


WTF, would I bother to do as you ask, after the way you have behaved to me?

What are you talking about? I've never said horrible things about you
 
I hereby declare, with all the authority vested in me by "white privilege", that June is to be known as White Male Appreciation Month.

So let's think of all the contributions made to society by white males.

No one knows for sure who invented the pizza, but it was probably a white male of Italian descent. It is possible that brown people who lived in ancient days ate food that looked somewhat like a pizza, but what brown people did before white people were around does not really concern us.

History of pizza - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

So pizza counts as a white male achievement because Italians are now considered white by those in charge of determining who is white, though in a previous century Italians were considered olive-skinned foreigners and not white at all. But retroactively, Italians have been grandfathered in so that Italians who were not white while they lived, are white now, and therefore the pizza they invented is a white male achievement, by retroactive application of the white label, which is done by the people in charge of figuring out who is white.

The Chinese invented the toothbrush, but they were first mass produced by a white male from England, and therefore count as a white male acheivement:

Toothbrush - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And why is the toothbrush a white male achievement and not a Chinese achievement? Because things invented in ancient China but never mass produced and used to their full potential until white males knew about them count as white male achievements.

For example, gun powder is a white male achievement. While it is true that Chinese invented gunpowder, the Chinese used gunpowder for harmless fireworks for hundreds of years, and it never occurred to them it could be better utilized to kill people, sink ships, and knock stuff down. It took the ingenuity of a white male to figure that out, followed by the eagerness and enthusiasm of millions of white males who used gunpowder to kill each other, sink each other's ships, and knock each other's stuff down. The Chinese were clueless to this development until white males marched into their country and started killing them with gunpowder weapons, sinking their "junks" (that's Chinese for "ship") and knocking their ancient and obsolete stuff down.

Another white male achievement: the discovery of America. People from Asia walked over to the Americas over a land bridge between Russia and Alaska some 20,000 years ago, and became what are now called "Native Americans." But America wasn't "discovered" until 1492 when white male Christopher Columbus came here. So really, everything that happened in America before Columbus got here may be interesting to archaeologists, but it is not taught in "American history" since white males had nothing to do with it.

My wife celebrates "White Male" all year around- she is a peach.
 
Asians used gun powder in rockets and grenades and utilized it for war long before it was introduced to Europe.

What you mean are GUNS which were a more efficient use of gun powder!! Guns and cannons changed how war was conducted forever.
yeah thats something worth celebrating.....I guess.
 

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