Which side of the fence?

Philobeado

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If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends know how to vote in November!
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".
 
I believe in freedom which means I catch hell from both sides and give it to both sides;depending on the issue; many seem to "say" they believe in freedom until it is something that they find immoral or in bad taste such as drugs,porn,Mosques and trans fats.
 
Haven't we had this same thread like....eight times already?
 
I believe in freedom which means I catch hell from both sides and give it to both sides;depending on the issue; many seem to "say" they believe in freedom until it is something that they find immoral or in bad taste such as drugs,porn,Mosques and trans fats.

Damn straight bubba!
 

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