when the zombies come, is suicide still a sin?

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    All Christian churches that I know of view suicide as an offense to god, but what about when the zombies come? If you are going to be turned into a zombie and further destroy society and the people in it, why should you be forced to join their ranks? Personally I think suicide would be the better notion, but what would god think (as through scripture etc)
     
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    As soon as you are bitten it would not be suicide. Until that time it is suicide. Got it? Good.
     
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    what if they were closing in on you like in the movies and your chance of getting bit was 100%?

    should you shoot as they get close or should your last bullet go into one of them?
     
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    Save one for you. But can not use it till you are bitten.
     
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    From the Zombie Invasion Instruction Manual:

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    Use your head, cut off theirs. :cool:
     
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    I believe there is a caveat in the Old Testament that permits suicide in the event of a Zombie attack. However zombie sex outside of marriage is still forbidden. :lol:
     
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    Jesus was a zombie...
     
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    Liar. He was resurrected to full life. A zombie is not a Human at all. Such a simple concept, even a 10 year old knows better )
     
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    hmm yea I guess the only issue I see with that is if they are close enough to bite you, then they may be able to overpower you preventing you from shooting yourself
     

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