What The Left Seems To Want In A President

[Soggy in NOLA]

To all the birthers in this thread: You think someone should have to be able to produce official papers whenever you want? That is a very totalitarian viewpoint. How would you like to be constantly harassed about your birth certificate?

He's President, he could have had his hands on it in a matter of days... if that long.

 

[Soggy in NOLA]

To all the birthers in this thread: You think someone should have to be able to produce official papers whenever you want? That is a very totalitarian viewpoint. How would you like to be constantly harassed about your birth certificate?

The left had a conniption over getting access to Bush's National Guard records. How totalitarian of them.

How'd you like to be harassed about your National Guard records for years?

 

[mudwhistle]

To all the birthers in this thread: You think someone should have to be able to produce official papers whenever you want? That is a very totalitarian viewpoint. How would you like to be constantly harassed about your birth certificate?

I guess I was harassed when I had to produce all of my information when filing for a passport and when I was going through my security clearance investigation.

It's such a bother.

Why can't they just leave me alone.

 

[AllieBaba]

Because they're RACISTS!!!!

Only RACISTS ask for verification of citizenship!

 

[mudwhistle]

The following is what I'm looking for in a President:

1. Somebody that sets the example for all of us, not just "his people"
2. Somebody who defends this country from all enemies first and foremost
3. Somebody who supports job creation and is pro-business
3. Somebody who exhibits humility and modesty
4. Somebody with a thick skin and refuses to get personal with his critics
5. Somebody who loves this country and talks about it like he loves it constantly
6. Somebody who inspires not impedes
7. Somebody who will lead not coerce, bribe, or threaten
8. Somebody with a vision he's not afraid to reveal openly
9. Somebody who says what he means and means what he says
10. Somebody who works hard and makes those around him better with the example he sets


This is what the left wants out of a President:

1. Somebody that fucks with people
2. Somebody that punishes the rich
3. Somebody that looks good in a suit and has an impressive voice
4. Somebody that talks back to his critics
5. Somebody that is clever enough to fool the public and trick his or her opponents
6. Somebody that supports minorities, Gays, abortion, or any other special interest group or wedge-issue
7. Somebody that feels that other countries like China are better then this one
8. Somebody that spends like there's no tomorrow
9. Somebody that divides rather then unites
10. Did I say somebody that fucks with people????

 

[Mr Natural]

The following is what I'm looking for in a President:

1. Somebody that sets the example for all of us, not just "his people"
2. Somebody who defends this country from all enemies first and foremost
3. Somebody who supports job creation and is pro-business
3. Somebody who exhibits humility and modesty
4. Somebody with a thick skin and refuses to get personal with his critics
5. Somebody who loves this country and talks about it like he loves it constantly
6. Somebody who inspires not impedes
7. Somebody who will lead not coerce, bribe, or threaten
8. Somebody with a vision he's not afraid to reveal openly
9. Somebody who says what he means and means what he says
10. Somebody who works hard and makes those around him better with the example he sets


This is what the left wants out of a President:

1. Somebody that fucks with people
2. Somebody that punishes the rich
3. Somebody that looks good in a suit and has an impressive voice
4. Somebody that talks back to his critics
5. Somebody that is clever enough to fool the public and trick his or her opponents
6. Somebody that supports minorities, Gays, abortion, or any other special interest group or wedge-issue
7. Somebody that feels that other countries like China are better then this one
8. Somebody that spends like there's no tomorrow
9. Somebody that divides rather then unites
10. Did I say somebody that fucks with people????

Nope, just somebody who fucks with you people.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[mudwhistle]

The following is what I'm looking for in a President:

1. Somebody that sets the example for all of us, not just "his people"
2. Somebody who defends this country from all enemies first and foremost
3. Somebody who supports job creation and is pro-business
3. Somebody who exhibits humility and modesty
4. Somebody with a thick skin and refuses to get personal with his critics
5. Somebody who loves this country and talks about it like he loves it constantly
6. Somebody who inspires not impedes
7. Somebody who will lead not coerce, bribe, or threaten
8. Somebody with a vision he's not afraid to reveal openly
9. Somebody who says what he means and means what he says
10. Somebody who works hard and makes those around him better with the example he sets


This is what the left wants out of a President:

1. Somebody that fucks with people
2. Somebody that punishes the rich
3. Somebody that looks good in a suit and has an impressive voice
4. Somebody that talks back to his critics
5. Somebody that is clever enough to fool the public and trick his or her opponents
6. Somebody that supports minorities, Gays, abortion, or any other special interest group or wedge-issue
7. Somebody that feels that other countries like China are better then this one
8. Somebody that spends like there's no tomorrow
9. Somebody that divides rather then unites
10. Did I say somebody that fucks with people????

Nope, just somebody who fucks with you people.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

[rdean]

Right wing delusions could use a little more "imagination".

 

[mudwhistle]

Right wing delusions could use a little more "imagination".

This country needs:

1. Somebody that sets the example for all of us, not just "his people"
2. Somebody who defends this country from all enemies first and foremost
3. Somebody who supports job creation and is pro-business
3. Somebody who exhibits humility and modesty
4. Somebody with a thick skin and refuses to get personal with his critics
5. Somebody who loves this country and talks about it like he loves it constantly
6. Somebody who inspires not impedes
7. Somebody who will lead not coerce, bribe, or threaten
8. Somebody with a vision he's not afraid to reveal openly
9. Somebody who says what he means and means what he says
10. Somebody who works hard and makes those around him better with the example he sets

These are right-wing delusions?

Hmmmm.

Yup. I was right.


Speaking of imagination, when are you going to come up with something other then tax the rich?????

 

[HUGGY]

I want a President that is honest, competent, and confident and most of all brings us together.

Obama supporters seem to want somebody that "Fucks With People".

He takes years to release a doc that supposedly he had all along. Now he's brilliant according to the slobbering idiots that defend him. I think it only shows he's more interested in screwing with his critics then he is fixing the many problems he has caused or inherited. Yes, we need to deal with important issues Mr. President as you fly off to appear on Oprah this afternoon.

So is this what the left wants? Do they want a troublemaker or a problem solver?

Incidentally, Obama once again showed his hypocrisy by telling everyone this morning that we need to stop vilifying each other.....one week after he spent the last two weeks vilifying the opposition on spending cuts.

Oh STFU! What republican that is even on the radar is all that? ANY OF THAT?? Palin? She couldn't make it past Katy Couric. Trump? How the fuck do you let an Atlantic City casino go bankrupt? Christ you are selling NOTHING!! Money just rolls in and your product doesn't cost you a fucking thing!! .. A fuckin Morman? NEVER!!! Paul Ryan? He won't even get re-elected in his own state. Huckabee? Pulleez!! an ego maniacal ideologue? He isn't even a talented talk show host. How about Bachmann? She might be the craziest one in the bunch. Not just a little crazy....BAT SHIT CRAZY!!!

I could see Bush before he got elected..He flew way under the radar ...nobody really knew how stupid he was. I thought his daddy would council his dumb ass..I voted for him.. Boy! was I wrong about him! What you don't get is the American public still Hates Bush! Just because we don't bring it up all the time does not mean everyone has forgotten what an utter fuck up he was on EVERY level. The more some of you idiots keep saying that Obama is the worst this and the dumbest that.. You have no idea how many Americans..and PLENTY of republicans think you are too stupid to know what a good president is. You can't make Obama stupid by just running your mouths. What you better do is get used to the idea that he is not stupid..he is smart and the republicans need somebody smarter than him and honest and all the things you stated. You drag out another ideologue imbecile or someone you wouldn't hire to manage a Dairy Queen like Palin and the GOP will not have a chance now or in 6 years. Most people just don't trust the GOP and for good reason. Until you get that, get used to having a Dem president.

Now if that wasn't bad enough the GOP put that MORON Palin on the ticket a heartbeat from an old mans demise.

No sir the question isn't what the dems want in a POTUS. They already have one. The serious question is unless you are lying through your teeth about what you want there is no one out there that can do any of what you list. And you wouldn't support him or her if there was.

 

[snjmom]

1. Somebody that sets the example for all of us, not just "his people"

Agreed, as long as it's a good example or a spectacularly bad example.

2. Somebody who defends this country from all enemies first and foremost

Agreed, as long as he doesn't see imaginary enemies everywhere and miss the real ones.

3. Somebody who supports job creation and is pro-business

I'm all for job creation but I prefer pro-people over pro-business.

3. Somebody who exhibits humility and modesty

I'll go with that.

4. Somebody with a thick skin and refuses to get personal with his critics

Yes to a thick skin but I prefer one gives as good as they get. No one should be forced to suffer assholes.

5. Somebody who loves this country and talks about it like he loves it constantly

I've always been wary about those that feel the need to profess love constantly. To paraphrase Oprah, love isn't just a feeling, it is a way of behaving.

6. Somebody who inspires not impedes

Agreed

7. Somebody who will lead not coerce, bribe, or threaten

Sometimes leaders do coerce, bribe and threaten. It's nice when they don't.

8. Somebody with a vision he's not afraid to reveal openly

Agreed.


9. Somebody who says what he means and means what he says

Agreed.

10. Somebody who works hard and makes those around him better with the example he sets

Agreed.

So, how does the ridiculous birther nano-cyclone prove that our current leader has none of these qualities?

 

[mudwhistle]

I want a President that is honest, competent, and confident and most of all brings us together.

Obama supporters seem to want somebody that "Fucks With People".

He takes years to release a doc that supposedly he had all along. Now he's brilliant according to the slobbering idiots that defend him. I think it only shows he's more interested in screwing with his critics then he is fixing the many problems he has caused or inherited. Yes, we need to deal with important issues Mr. President as you fly off to appear on Oprah this afternoon.

So is this what the left wants? Do they want a troublemaker or a problem solver?

Incidentally, Obama once again showed his hypocrisy by telling everyone this morning that we need to stop vilifying each other.....one week after he spent the last two weeks vilifying the opposition on spending cuts.

Oh STFU! What republican that is even on the radar is all that? ANY OF THAT?? Palin? She couldn't make it past Katy Couric. Trump? How the fuck do you let an Atlantic City casino go bankrupt? Christ you are selling NOTHING!! Money just rolls in and your product doesn't cost you a fucking thing!! .. A fuckin Morman? NEVER!!! Paul Ryan? He won't even get re-elected in his own state. Huckabee? Pulleez!! an ego maniacal ideologue? He isn't even a talented talk show host. How about Bachmann? She might be the craziest one in the bunch. Not just a little crazy....BAT SHIT CRAZY!!!

I could see Bush before he got elected..He flew way under the radar ...nobody really knew how stupid he was. I thought his daddy would council his dumb ass..I voted for him.. Boy! was I wrong about him! What you don't get is the American public still Hates Bush! Just because we don't bring it up all the time does not mean everyone has forgotten what an utter fuck up he was on EVERY level. The more some of you idiots keep saying that Obama is the worst this and the dumbest that.. You have no idea how many Americans..and PLENTY of republicans think you are too stupid to know what a good president is. You can't make Obama stupid by just running your mouths. What you better do is get used to the idea that he is not stupid..he is smart and the republicans need somebody smarter than him and honest and all the things you stated. You drag out another ideologue imbecile or someone you wouldn't hire to manage a Dairy Queen like Palin and the GOP will not have a chance now or in 6 years. Most people just don't trust the GOP and for good reason. Until you get that, get used to having a Dem president.

Now if that wasn't bad enough the GOP put that MORON Palin on the ticket a heartbeat from an old mans demise.

No sir the question isn't what the dems want in a POTUS. They already have one. The serious question is unless you are lying through your teeth about what you want there is no one out there that can do any of what you list. And you wouldn't support him or her if there was.

I was thinking more along the lines of George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Ronald Reagan, not this butt-reaming asswhipe we have now.

 

[mudwhistle]

1. Somebody that sets the example for all of us, not just "his people"

Agreed, as long as it's a good example or a spectacularly bad example.

2. Somebody who defends this country from all enemies first and foremost

Agreed, as long as he doesn't see imaginary enemies everywhere and miss the real ones.

3. Somebody who supports job creation and is pro-business

I'm all for job creation but I prefer pro-people over pro-business.

3. Somebody who exhibits humility and modesty

I'll go with that.

4. Somebody with a thick skin and refuses to get personal with his critics

Yes to a thick skin but I prefer one gives as good as they get. No one should be forced to suffer assholes.

5. Somebody who loves this country and talks about it like he loves it constantly

I've always been wary about those that feel the need to profess love constantly. To paraphrase Oprah, love isn't just a feeling, it is a way of behaving.

6. Somebody who inspires not impedes

Agreed

7. Somebody who will lead not coerce, bribe, or threaten

Sometimes leaders do coerce, bribe and threaten. It's nice when they don't.

8. Somebody with a vision he's not afraid to reveal openly

Agreed.


9. Somebody who says what he means and means what he says

Agreed.

10. Somebody who works hard and makes those around him better with the example he sets

Agreed.

So, how does the ridiculous birther nano-cyclone prove that our current leader has none of these qualities?

I could prove it just by comparing one of Obama's speeches with one of Ronald Reagan's.

 

[mudwhistle]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnkQ9TABCFM]YouTube - Barack Obama Releases Birth Certificate, Donald Trump 'Proud'[/ame]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKVsq2daR8Q]YouTube - Farewell Speech - President Reagan's Farewell Speech from the Oval Office 1/11/89[/ame]

 

[VaYank5150]

I want a President that is honest, compitent, and confident and most of all brings us together.

Obama supporters seem to want somebody that "Fucks With People".

He takes years to release a doc that supposedly he had all along. Now he's brilliant according to the sobbering idiots that defend him. I think it only shows he's more interested in screwing with his critics then he is fixing the many problems he has caused or inherited. Yes, we need to deal with important issues Mr. President as you fly off to appear on Oprah this afternoon.

So is this what the left wants? Do they want a troublemaker instead a problem solver?

Incidentally, Obama once again showed his hipocrisy by telling everyone this morning that we need to stop villifying each other.....one week after he spent the last two weeks villifying the opposition on spending cuts.

Compitent, eh? Is that your strategery Sparky? Or do you plan on going nucular?

If he was totally honest he would have come up with a legitimate birth certificate a long time ago. I doubt the legitimacy of the birth certificate, he probably had the chicago mafia "Produce one".

OR, concerning the birth certificate thing, he would have simply done what every single solitary President before him has done.

 

[auditor0007]

The Left wants a president who:

- will start no wars and get out of the ones we're in now
- downsize and eventually disband the military
- tax the crap out of rich people to the point where we don't have any rich people left
- tax the crap out of businesses to the point hwere they're all gone and nobody has a job except for public employees
- give as much money as possible to people that vote but don't pay taxes
- outlaws drilling for oil and natural gas, and stops the coal industry dead in it's tracks
- protects the birds, bees, flowers, trees, anything that lives but ain't human
- kisses the ass of our enemies and slaps our friends in the face
- let's the UN dictate our foreign policy
- mirandizes every terrorist within an hour of their arrest for trying to kill as many Americans as possible

That's all I can think of for now, I'm getting nauseous just thinking about it.

I guess that means that the right wants a president who:

-will start more wars and be certain to not get us out of any of the ones we are currently in
-will increase defense spending so we are spending double what the rest of the world pays on defense combined
-give the rich tax relief by not making them pay any taxes so that they can create more jobs
-stop taxing businesses completely so that they will create more jobs
-make certain that the poor pay the most in taxes since they are so lazy
-drill for as much oil as possible regardless of the environmental consequences or regardless of the cost
-put an end to any and all environmental laws that might cost business anything at all
-crush our enemies and take over their countries, submitting them to slavery
-tell the UN to take a hike, we're not participating anymore
execute every person thought to be a terrorist without even giving them a trial in front of any court or military tribunal. Either that or just hold them in custody until they die
-get rid of the minimum wage so that employers can hire more people for $4 per hour
-get rid of SS, Medicare and Medicaid and tell retirees to figure it out for themselves

Do I have that about right, or is what I posted as stupid as what you posted?

 

[AllieBaba]

No, you win. It's more stupid.

 

[Tank]

Fucking around and playing games on the job, just like other black guys I've worked with

 

[grunt11b]

I want a President that is honest, compitent, and confident and most of all brings us together.

Obama supporters seem to want somebody that "Fucks With People".

He takes years to release a doc that supposedly he had all along. Now he's brilliant according to the sobbering idiots that defend him. I think it only shows he's more interested in screwing with his critics then he is fixing the many problems he has caused or inherited. Yes, we need to deal with important issues Mr. President as you fly off to appear on Oprah this afternoon.

So is this what the left wants? Do they want a troublemaker instead a problem solver?

Incidentally, Obama once again showed his hipocrisy by telling everyone this morning that we need to stop villifying each other.....one week after he spent the last two weeks villifying the opposition on spending cuts.

Compitent, eh? Is that your strategery Sparky? Or do you plan on going nucular?

 

[grunt11b]

Why did'nt he just show this two and a half years ago, so he could "move on to more important issues"?

Because it's a non-issue not worthy of a president's time.

Besides, he got to fuck with the Birfer assholes for a while.

Whatever, the truth is Trump has better lawyers and would have gotten the birth certificate that congress failed to get to vest Obama in 2008. Obama knew this and instead of giving Trump this victory he decided to come out with it to save face. That is all this is.