What a way to go! funny, yet tragic?

[Ernie S.]

Brazilian man dies after cow falls through his roof on top of him

Joao Maria de Souza, 45, had been in bed with his wife Leni when the animal fell through the ceiling of their home in Caratinga, southeast Brazil.

The cow is believed to have escaped from a nearby farm and climbed onto the roof of the couple's house, which backs onto a steep hill on Wednesday night.

The corrugated roof immediately gave way and the one-and-a-half-ton animal fell eight feet onto Mr de Souza's side of the bed.

 

[Mr. H.]

He was reportedly complaining to his wife about dinner.

His last words... "WHERE'S THE BEEF?"

 

[Sunshine]

OMG! I have a neighbor who pisses me off so much I've wanted to cut loose 1000 chickens around his house and see how he likes it. Maybe I should get a cow instead.

 

[Sunshine]

He was reportedly complaining to his wife about dinner.

His last words... "WHERE'S THE BEEF?"

Not the way I heard it. I heard he was giving her what for because she forgot to buy cream for his coffee.