Welp, back to toilet paper shortages due to the "surge in the China disease."

[Theowl32]

Shoppers are panic-buying toilet paper. This time, there should be enough to go around.
Grocery stores move to ration key items as the coronavirus surges, but experts are bullish on the supply chain.
A smattering of packages of paper towels — originally destined for the Central American market — make up the only stock in the paper aisle of a Target store on Nov. 10 in Sheridan, Colo. (David Zalubowski/AP)
By Laura Reiley and Abha Bhattarai
November 19, 2020 at 6:00 AM EST
Consumers are panic-buying key items again as the coronavirus surges across the country — paper towels, disinfecting wipes, baking mixes and wine — but this time around, grocery chains and food manufacturers say they will be able to meet America’s urge to hoard and keep supply chains moving, even during the holiday season.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/11/19/grocery-rationing-supply-chain/

They do know how to control us. Don't THEY?

 

[EvilCat Breath]

When the socialist system in Venezuela started its collapse the first thing to go was toilet paper.

Get a bidet.

 

[Billy_Bob]

And so begins the orchestrated collapse of America... Schools forced to close when the science says its bull shit..... When Biden gets control of the white house our laws and constituion mean exactly squat.... Hope you all stored up ammunition and toilet paper because we are going to need it.

 

[progressive hunter]

Shoppers are panic-buying toilet paper. This time, there should be enough to go around.
Grocery stores move to ration key items as the coronavirus surges, but experts are bullish on the supply chain.
A smattering of packages of paper towels — originally destined for the Central American market — make up the only stock in the paper aisle of a Target store on Nov. 10 in Sheridan, Colo. (David Zalubowski/AP)
By Laura Reiley and Abha Bhattarai
November 19, 2020 at 6:00 AM EST
Consumers are panic-buying key items again as the coronavirus surges across the country — paper towels, disinfecting wipes, baking mixes and wine — but this time around, grocery chains and food manufacturers say they will be able to meet America’s urge to hoard and keep supply chains moving, even during the holiday season.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/11/19/grocery-rationing-supply-chain/

They do know how to control us. Don't THEY?

thats why its always well advised to keep a minimum of 200 rolls on hand at all times,,,

 

[TNHarley]

If you need more than 3 sheets, you need to take a shower anyway

 

[Theowl32]

If you need more than 3 sheets, you need to take a shower anyway

If you are man you need to take a shower anyway.

Want an analogy? Try taking a heaping spoon of peanut butter.

Throw it on grass...

Now, try wiping it all off with toilet paper. Good luck.

 

[progressive hunter]

If you need more than 3 sheets, you need to take a shower anyway

If you are man you need to take a shower anyway.

Want an analogy? Try taking a heaping spoon of peanut butter.

Throw it on grass...

Now, try wiping it all off with toilet paper. Good luck.

your poop has the consistency of peanut butter???

you might want to rethink your diet,,

not sure bout you but my rectum doesnt have a lot of hair around it,,,

 

[Agit8r]

If any company has trouble selling products these days, they just create some viral video that mobs are stripping the shelves of them, and then all the little lemmings react

 

[Ray From Cleveland]

Shoppers are panic-buying toilet paper. This time, there should be enough to go around.
Grocery stores move to ration key items as the coronavirus surges, but experts are bullish on the supply chain.
A smattering of packages of paper towels — originally destined for the Central American market — make up the only stock in the paper aisle of a Target store on Nov. 10 in Sheridan, Colo. (David Zalubowski/AP)
By Laura Reiley and Abha Bhattarai
November 19, 2020 at 6:00 AM EST
Consumers are panic-buying key items again as the coronavirus surges across the country — paper towels, disinfecting wipes, baking mixes and wine — but this time around, grocery chains and food manufacturers say they will be able to meet America’s urge to hoard and keep supply chains moving, even during the holiday season.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/11/19/grocery-rationing-supply-chain/

They do know how to control us. Don't THEY?

I don't think it will come down to that again. In spite of the virus, people are learning to live with it.

I was grocery shopping yesterday. Paper shelves were full as they could be. Plenty of toilet paper, paper towels, soap, hand sanitizer. I went to the drug store the next day, and the same thing.

 

[Moonglow]

Shoppers are panic-buying toilet paper. This time, there should be enough to go around.
Grocery stores move to ration key items as the coronavirus surges, but experts are bullish on the supply chain.
A smattering of packages of paper towels — originally destined for the Central American market — make up the only stock in the paper aisle of a Target store on Nov. 10 in Sheridan, Colo. (David Zalubowski/AP)
By Laura Reiley and Abha Bhattarai
November 19, 2020 at 6:00 AM EST
Consumers are panic-buying key items again as the coronavirus surges across the country — paper towels, disinfecting wipes, baking mixes and wine — but this time around, grocery chains and food manufacturers say they will be able to meet America’s urge to hoard and keep supply chains moving, even during the holiday season.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/11/19/grocery-rationing-supply-chain/

They do know how to control us. Don't THEY?

Just run yer water hose into the terlet and spray off, eh.

 

[Bootney Lee Farnsworth]

Shoppers are panic-buying toilet paper. This time, there should be enough to go around.
Grocery stores move to ration key items as the coronavirus surges, but experts are bullish on the supply chain.
A smattering of packages of paper towels — originally destined for the Central American market — make up the only stock in the paper aisle of a Target store on Nov. 10 in Sheridan, Colo. (David Zalubowski/AP)
By Laura Reiley and Abha Bhattarai
November 19, 2020 at 6:00 AM EST
Consumers are panic-buying key items again as the coronavirus surges across the country — paper towels, disinfecting wipes, baking mixes and wine — but this time around, grocery chains and food manufacturers say they will be able to meet America’s urge to hoard and keep supply chains moving, even during the holiday season.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/11/19/grocery-rationing-supply-chain/

They do know how to control us. Don't THEY?

FUCK IT!!!

I will wash my ass in the sink this time around. TP can fuck off.

 

[HenryBHough]

No big rush.

The national lockdown won't begin until Biden is safely tucked away in a safe place and Harris launches her first imperial decree.

No need to stock up on anything at all!

Leave it on the shelf - I still have a little shopping to do and really won't want to have to kick your sorry liberal asses out of the way.

 

[Theowl32]

Shoppers are panic-buying toilet paper. This time, there should be enough to go around.
Grocery stores move to ration key items as the coronavirus surges, but experts are bullish on the supply chain.
A smattering of packages of paper towels — originally destined for the Central American market — make up the only stock in the paper aisle of a Target store on Nov. 10 in Sheridan, Colo. (David Zalubowski/AP)
By Laura Reiley and Abha Bhattarai
November 19, 2020 at 6:00 AM EST
Consumers are panic-buying key items again as the coronavirus surges across the country — paper towels, disinfecting wipes, baking mixes and wine — but this time around, grocery chains and food manufacturers say they will be able to meet America’s urge to hoard and keep supply chains moving, even during the holiday season.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/11/19/grocery-rationing-supply-chain/

They do know how to control us. Don't THEY?

FUCK IT!!!

I will wash my ass in the sink this time around. TP can fuck off.

Depending how private your backyard is, I would suggest a garden hose with a good nozzle.

No mud butt.

Cause if you aren't showering after anyway, you have mud butt.

 

[jbrownson0831]

If you need more than 3 sheets, you need to take a shower anyway

If you are man you need to take a shower anyway.

Want an analogy? Try taking a heaping spoon of peanut butter.

Throw it on grass...

Now, try wiping it all off with toilet paper. Good luck.

your poop has the consistency of peanut butter???

you might want to rethink your diet,,

not sure bout you but my rectum doesnt have a lot of hair around it,,,

Hahahahahaha

 

[initforme]

Non issue here. Nobody cares. It's only toilet paper

 

[jbrownson0831]

Non issue here. Nobody cares. It's only toilet paper

Non issue in any state that uses common sense and doesn't mandate idiotic things.

 

[WEATHER53]

There is no surge. There is increased testing,
5,000 more people are hospitalized than the summer average. Its another hoax firesale to proclaim that 100 additional patients per state will overwhelm the hospital system.

 

[jbrownson0831]

There is no surge. There is increased testing,
5,000 more people are hospitalized than the summer average. Its another hoax firesale to proclaim that 100 additional patients per state will overwhelm the hospital system.

Critical case rate down again to .48% as the Mortality rate drops to 2.1%....175 million total tests now

 

[WEATHER53]

There is no surge. There is increased testing,
5,000 more people are hospitalized than the summer average. Its another hoax firesale to proclaim that 100 additional patients per state will overwhelm the hospital system.

Critical case rate down again to .48% as the Mortality rate drops to 2.1%....175 million total tests now

We’ve tested over half the population. Not sure what else we are trying to find other than more fake fodder for the hoax

 

[jbrownson0831]

There is no surge. There is increased testing,
5,000 more people are hospitalized than the summer average. Its another hoax firesale to proclaim that 100 additional patients per state will overwhelm the hospital system.

Critical case rate down again to .48% as the Mortality rate drops to 2.1%....175 million total tests now

We’ve tested over half the population. Not sure what else we are trying to find other than more fake fodder for the hoax

The left is shocked that people get a virus.....if we tested 175 million people for the flu and/or cold we could find that 174 million were positive.