Well, I MADE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wooooooooooo Hooooooooooooo!

[Gunny]

I think you should make all moderators and admins wear fishnet stockings and garters. That way we can readily identify them

Quit kissing up and get the duct tape and baling wire. We're gonna nip this new owner crap stuff in the bud.

 

[Coyote]

I think you should make all moderators and admins wear fishnet stockings and garters. That way we can readily identify them

Quit kissing up and get the duct tape and baling wire. We're gonna nip this new owner crap stuff in the bud.

What...are you renigging on EZ? Don't tell me I bought all that flourescent safety duct tape on sale for the inaugeration and there ain't going to be one.....

damn


how well do you look in lime-jello green.....?

 

[Liability]

Also, I'm a little tired of Jillian walking in to the Men's Room, "just to have a look around"

Or her nasty commentary that does along with it, like when she walked in while I was in there and she haughtily announces, "nothing to see here."

 

[del]

Also, I'm a little tired of Jillian walking in to the Men's Room, "just to have a look around"

Or her nasty commentary that does along with it, like when she walked in while I was in there and she haughtily announces, "nothing to see here."

at least her eyesight's good.

 

[Gunny]

I think you should make all moderators and admins wear fishnet stockings and garters. That way we can readily identify them

Quit kissing up and get the duct tape and baling wire. We're gonna nip this new owner crap stuff in the bud.

What...are you renigging on EZ? Don't tell me I bought all that flourescent safety duct tape on sale for the inaugeration and there ain't going to be one.....

damn


how well do you look in lime-jello green.....?

S-U-R-E we can have one.

A rather ... ummm .... large bonfire with a sacrifice n everything ....

 

[California Girl]

Do you guys like this design for the heading?

Could you change that strapline to:

'where your voice don't count'

or

'shut the fuck up'

 

[ABikerSailor]

As some of you know from my PM's, I've been saving my money to buy this place.


Well, yesterday the deal went through......I am now the proud owner of the USMB!


I'm not going to change much, just a few things.


AND, I would love some suggestions from you all, I trust most of ya all's judgement.



Thanks!

You should send me a set of bicycle bib shorts, a long sleeve and a short sleeve bicycling jersey emblazoned with USMB's logo and your name.

I will then ride around the United States, advertising for, and spreading the word of USMB.

 

[xotoxi]

Do you guys like this design for the heading?

Could you change that strapline to:

'where your voice don't count'

or

'shut the fuck up'

I like "Shut the Fuck Up". That's a good one.

How about "Just Do It"?

I'm sure that EZ has enough extra funds to fight off Nike lawsuits.

 

[xotoxi]

As some of you know from my PM's, I've been saving my money to buy this place.


Well, yesterday the deal went through......I am now the proud owner of the USMB!


I'm not going to change much, just a few things.


AND, I would love some suggestions from you all, I trust most of ya all's judgement.



Thanks!

You should send me a set of bicycle bib shorts, a long sleeve and a short sleeve bicycling jersey emblazoned with USMB's logo and your name.

I will then ride around the United States, advertising for, and spreading the word of USMB.

Or we can just slap a USMB bumper sticker on your ass and you can ride.

 

[ABikerSailor]

As some of you know from my PM's, I've been saving my money to buy this place.


Well, yesterday the deal went through......I am now the proud owner of the USMB!


I'm not going to change much, just a few things.


AND, I would love some suggestions from you all, I trust most of ya all's judgement.



Thanks!

You should send me a set of bicycle bib shorts, a long sleeve and a short sleeve bicycling jersey emblazoned with USMB's logo and your name.

I will then ride around the United States, advertising for, and spreading the word of USMB.

Or we can just slap a USMB bumper sticker on your ass and you can ride.

Won't work.......my ass isn't the size of Cali Twit's.

 

[JenyEliza]

Also, I'm a little tired of Jillian walking in to the Men's Room, "just to have a look around"

LOL. I was just out with dinner at a Fuddruckers with a friend the other day. I went to the restroom; used it; thought to myself, "Huh, this place smells pretty funny, today" (I've been to that Fuddruckers before). I finished up and opened the stall door only to see two men washing their hands!!!!

Immediately I realized what I had done. I ran out and didn't even wash my hands.

OMG.

Somehow this stupidity doesn't surprise me.

Will all the ladies in the house raise their hands if they've ever done their business in the men's room.

Hmmmm.....only Si Modo?? Imagine that.

 

[xotoxi]

You should send me a set of bicycle bib shorts, a long sleeve and a short sleeve bicycling jersey emblazoned with USMB's logo and your name.

I will then ride around the United States, advertising for, and spreading the word of USMB.

Or we can just slap a USMB bumper sticker on your ass and you can ride.

Won't work.......my ass isn't the size of Cali Twit's.

Slap it on your back, then.

 

[Gunny]

You should send me a set of bicycle bib shorts, a long sleeve and a short sleeve bicycling jersey emblazoned with USMB's logo and your name.

I will then ride around the United States, advertising for, and spreading the word of USMB.

Or we can just slap a USMB bumper sticker on your ass and you can ride.

Won't work.......my ass isn't the size of Cali Twit's.

You could only hope it was ....

 

[Gunny]

Also, I'm a little tired of Jillian walking in to the Men's Room, "just to have a look around"

LOL. I was just out with dinner at a Fuddruckers with a friend the other day. I went to the restroom; used it; thought to myself, "Huh, this place smells pretty funny, today" (I've been to that Fuddruckers before). I finished up and opened the stall door only to see two men washing their hands!!!!

Immediately I realized what I had done. I ran out and didn't even wash my hands.

OMG.

Somehow this stupidity doesn't surprise me.

Will all the ladies in the house raise their hands if they've ever done their business in the men's room.

Hmmmm.....only Si Modo?? Imagine that.

*ahem* ... and who else?

 

[Baruch Menachem]

Also, I'm a little tired of Jillian walking in to the Men's Room, "just to have a look around"

LOL. I was just out with dinner at a Fuddruckers with a friend the other day. I went to the restroom; used it; thought to myself, "Huh, this place smells pretty funny, today" (I've been to that Fuddruckers before). I finished up and opened the stall door only to see two men washing their hands!!!!

Immediately I realized what I had done. I ran out and didn't even wash my hands.

OMG.

Somehow this stupidity doesn't surprise me.

Will all the ladies in the house raise their hands if they've ever done their business in the men's room.

Hmmmm.....only Si Modo?? Imagine that.

There are no long lines at the men's. It may be an internet tall story, but I read long ago where the Rose Garden here can change the gender of two bathrooms by discrete screens and signage on each level to accommodate events where there are more gals than guys at the event, like at Basketball or Ice shows.

 

[JenyEliza]

LOL. I was just out with dinner at a Fuddruckers with a friend the other day. I went to the restroom; used it; thought to myself, "Huh, this place smells pretty funny, today" (I've been to that Fuddruckers before). I finished up and opened the stall door only to see two men washing their hands!!!!

Immediately I realized what I had done. I ran out and didn't even wash my hands.

OMG.

Somehow this stupidity doesn't surprise me.

Will all the ladies in the house raise their hands if they've ever done their business in the men's room.

Hmmmm.....only Si Modo?? Imagine that.

*ahem* ... and who else?

You know me, Gunnyfuck....I don't even drink. Nevermind drink and take a piss in the men's room!

 

[Si modo]

Somehow this stupidity doesn't surprise me.

Will all the ladies in the house raise their hands if they've ever done their business in the men's room.

Hmmmm.....only Si Modo?? Imagine that.

*ahem* ... and who else?

You know me, Gunnyfuck....I don't even drink. Nevermind drink and take a piss in the men's room!

Alcoholic, eh?

 

[ABikerSailor]

Hey Echeaux........if you can get 4 full uniforms, you could sponsor a team for the Race Across America. It starts in Los Angeles and ends anywhere from 7-15 days later in Savannah Georgia.

Matter of fact, I've got some friends who have participated in it before........good advertisement.......Tour De France is in July.........

 

[JenyEliza]

*ahem* ... and who else?

You know me, Gunnyfuck....I don't even drink. Nevermind drink and take a piss in the men's room!

Alcoholic, eh?

You can't read, eh?

 

[JenyEliza]

Somehow this stupidity doesn't surprise me.

Will all the ladies in the house raise their hands if they've ever done their business in the men's room.

Hmmmm.....only Si Modo?? Imagine that.

*ahem* ... and who else?

You know me, Gunnyfuck....I don't even drink. Nevermind drink and take a piss in the men's room!

For the reading impaired, see above.

(Si Modo, I was referring TO YOU drinking and taking a piss in the men's room. DUMBASS)