Welcome Me

[FartyMcBragg]

Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Farty McBragg and I am a Pondorous Pontificating Poster. Please, please, I know you all have questions. They can wait. For now the games are about to begin.

yours in grateful servitude
Farty McBragg

 

[Toro]

Hi Farty

Welcome to USMB.

I hope you find your experience here a fulfilling one.

 

[Oddball]

Hey!

Here are your crayons, scissors with the rounded off ends (don't run with them anyways), giant pencil that you'll need to rest on your shoulder to write with (find a moderator or admin to sharpen it for you) and a Nerf ball to play with at recess.

Be a Do-bee, not a Don't-bee!

/snarky sarcasm

Hi, man.

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Thank you El Toro. Would you happen to be related to the proprietors of the El Toro Mexican Restaurants? I thoroughly enjoy the Hot Tamales there. Them be some hot, hot, Hispanic waitresses. And the food isn't all that bad either.

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Hey Meestah Oddball. Why can I not thank you? Is it because you are someone famous? Ha ha ha, I recognize your photo. I bee verily happy to be able to thank you for beeing so kind to strange errs.

 

[Connery]

Welcome Farty,

You will be a breath of fresh air around USMB...

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Mister Connery. May I call you Sean? I want to thank you for welcoming me. I went away for a little bit because I had to learn a few tricks like how to post a video message.

Here is what I learned[youtube]omTtUE8ROLk&NR=1[/youtube]

 

[RosieS]

You're welcome.

Regards from Rosie

 

[Sunni Man]

 

[Dreamy]

Welcome Farty,

You will be a breath of fresh air around USMB...

Sumpin tells me old Farty ain't so "fresh".

Welcome. Have we met before?

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Thank you Miss Rosie. I do hope I am not being too forward with saying your avatar reminds me of a French Tickler I once knew. She was always tickling me.

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Allah bless you Mister Sunni Man and may he shine on you for ever and ever. Thank you.

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Thank Miss Dream Girl. I have a present for you.

Here is what I have for you
[youtube]rUiGmWnR_E4[/youtube]

 

[RosieS]

Thank you Miss Rosie. I do hope I am not being too forward with saying your avatar reminds me of a French Tickler I once knew. She was always tickling me.

Lucky you, Monsieur McBragg. Fear not, I am no Shrinking Violet, so to speak.

Regards from Rosie

 

[ArmyCowboy]

Yo

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Miss Rosie. A gift for you sweet lady.

[youtube]QK_5QDtkuqI[/youtube]

 

[FartyMcBragg]

Yo yo yoh yippie yai yay Mister Army Cowboy. Thank you.

 

[Dreamy]

Thank Miss Dream Girl. I have a present for you.

Here is what I have for you
[youtube]rUiGmWnR_E4[/youtube]

Ain't you just the sweetest!


Aaaaah the scent of caoutchouc wafting through the air.

 

[skye]

Welcome to the forum Farty! Enjoy!

 

[freedombecki]

Welcome to USMB. Hope you enjoy the boards.