Waves of Newbies

[Uranus-is-Cool]

Just another newbie here. Interesting place, ok not so much but it's worth a shot. It can't be as bad as the UK boards with all their damn complaining. Hi everyone, if not you should be.

 

[Barb]

I heart n00bs!

You DO! Many have been nice to me here, but no one nicer than you

 

[random3434]

I heart n00bs!

You DO! Many have been nice to me here, but no one nicer than you

Ah, how sweet! You're the wind beneath my wings Barb!

 

[Samson]

Awwwwww!! Noobs heart you right back!! Unless you are talking "heart" in like we taste good or something like that.

Nah, I'm a vegetarain~

And welcome!

Don't let Echo fool you.

She is a vegetarian...but she is also a cannibal.

Damn...I must spread my reputation around before giving it again.

EZ does do a great job as welcome wagon.

 

[Baruch Menachem]

back in the day when internet first escaped the universities, they called this the perpetual september. As September was the time when new students first got access to the internet, and took some time to be acclimated.

 

[Samson]

back in the day when internet first escaped the universities, they called this the perpetual september. As September was the time when new students first got access to the internet, and took some time to be acclimated.

Thank's Grandpa for taking time out of your day to bring us this important Public Service Announcement.

 

[Middleman]

Awwwwww!! Noobs heart you right back!! Unless you are talking "heart" in like we taste good or something like that.

Nah, I'm a vegetarain~

And welcome!

Don't let Echo fool you.

She is a vegetarian...but she is also a cannibal.

She's a vegetarian vampire you mean. She abstains from drinking human blood, but that's about all she abstains from...

 

[Middleman]

We were first ejaculated from the MSN US News Board. That one closed down. We then went to the MSN UK Board. That is where some of us saw this link posted

I think there are others who were on others board prior to the MSN US News Board but that was before my time.

Was that ejaculation as good for you as it was for them???

 

[Immanuel]

They don't bother me at all. I love n(.)(.)bies ,too!

From the stories I have heard, you like all b(.)(.)bies. Ain't that right?

Immie

 

[River Hawk]

The UK boards are pretty slow since we migrated. They miss us Yanks.

 

[Samson]

Just another newbie here. Interesting place, ok not so much but it's worth a shot. It can't be as bad as the UK boards with all their damn complaining. Hi everyone, if not you should be.

And a good Turkey Leg to you too sir.

Continue to watch for Officer Carnegie with the knothole through the shower!!!

 

[Ringel05]

Just another newbie here. Interesting place, ok not so much but it's worth a shot. It can't be as bad as the UK boards with all their damn complaining. Hi everyone, if not you should be.

Uranus-is-Cool.
Only when I'm expelling the previous days extra spicy dinner.
(Ice cubes are your friend......)

 

[Samson]

Just another newbie here. Interesting place, ok not so much but it's worth a shot. It can't be as bad as the UK boards with all their damn complaining. Hi everyone, if not you should be.

Uranus-is-Cool.
Only when I'm expelling the previous days extra spicy dinner.
(Ice cubes are your friend......)

By "expelling" what do you mean?

 

[Daizy]

I'm a newbie too!

 

[Samson]

I'm a newbie too!

Welcome Daisy.

Hypothetically, if someone offered to paint you nekkid with an octopus, what would you charge?

 

[Ringel05]

Just another newbie here. Interesting place, ok not so much but it's worth a shot. It can't be as bad as the UK boards with all their damn complaining. Hi everyone, if not you should be.

Uranus-is-Cool.
Only when I'm expelling the previous days extra spicy dinner.
(Ice cubes are your friend......)

By "expelling" what do you mean?

Defecate
Pronunciation: \ˈde-fi-ˌkāt\
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): def·e·cat·ed; def·e·cat·ing
Etymology: Latin defaecatus, past participle of defaecare, from de- + faec-, faex dregs, lees
Date: 1575

transitive verb
1 : to free from impurity or corruption
2 : to discharge from the anus
transitive verb : to discharge feces from the bowels

Defecation - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary

(I bet you even went to college...... )

 

[Samson]

Uranus-is-Cool.
Only when I'm expelling the previous days extra spicy dinner.
(Ice cubes are your friend......)

By "expelling" what do you mean?

Defecate
Pronunciation: \ˈde-fi-ˌkāt\
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): def·e·cat·ed; def·e·cat·ing
Etymology: Latin defaecatus, past participle of defaecare, from de- + faec-, faex dregs, lees
Date: 1575

transitive verb
1 : to free from impurity or corruption
2 : to discharge from the anus
transitive verb : to discharge feces from the bowels

Defecation - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary

(I bet you even went to college...... )

How do you "expel the previous days extra spicy dinner?"

Please give us an example.

 

[Ringel05]

By "expelling" what do you mean?

Defecate
Pronunciation: \ˈde-fi-ˌkāt\
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): def·e·cat·ed; def·e·cat·ing
Etymology: Latin defaecatus, past participle of defaecare, from de- + faec-, faex dregs, lees
Date: 1575

transitive verb
1 : to free from impurity or corruption
2 : to discharge from the anus
transitive verb : to discharge feces from the bowels

Defecation - Definition and More from the Free Merriam-Webster Dictionary

(I bet you even went to college...... )

How do you "expel the previous days extra spicy dinner?"

Please give us an example.

No problem.

Hold out your hand........

 

[Daizy]

I'm a newbie too!

Welcome Daisy.

Hypothetically, if someone offered to paint you nekkid with an octopus, what would you charge?

Hmmmmmm.....is the octopus in the painting with me or is the octopus the paintbrush?

 

[Samson]

I'm a newbie too!

Welcome Daisy.

Hypothetically, if someone offered to paint you nekkid with an octopus, what would you charge?

Hmmmmmm.....is the octopus in the painting with me or is the octopus the paintbrush?

The octopus would be laying across your torso, lap, hip, chest......you could choose.