"Vote For Me,Or You Might Die In 12 Years". Has It Come To This? Desperate Liberals At It Again.

[captkaos]

Things I remember that were about to kill us any minute now in my life include...

Global ice age
Overpopulation
Acid rain
Marijuana and other drugs
Nuclear Winter
Pollution
Both floods and droughts
Cell phones
Beef


I'm sure there were others I just can't remember.

Drinking from the hose
Asteroids
The Dark side
Artificial intelligence (democrats are still a problem)

 

[Thinker101]

Global Warming is a fact

The entire world with the exception of Conservatives and the oil companies recognize it

Quick, send in all your money...the world is depending on you.

 

[LeeOnLido]

i still dont get this,,,if i dont worship queen cortez, im gonna die?

 

[daveman]

Global Warming is a fact

The entire world with the exception of Conservatives and the oil companies recognize it

Used to be most everybody believed the Earth was flat.

Did that make it so?

 

[WillMunny]

According to the AOC oh-so-intelligent, brilliant, Mensa-member towering beacon of intellectuality, we're also going to die in 12 years if we don't suddenly disassemble every building in America and rebuilt in a more eco-friendly manner. Even if passenger airplanes don't somehow MAGICALLY cause the end of all life as we know it in 12 years and according to this mentally-slapped bitch, we'll all be saved by having all travel on trains which can cross the ocean!

 

[The Irish Ram]

Us "Normal Americans" ...

You aren't even close to normal, you little freakazoid.

Can people die from being over-triggered?

Lahkota's still with us, so, no...

 

[LeeOnLido]

Us "Normal Americans" ...

You aren't even close to normal, you little freakazoid.

Can people die from being over-triggered?

Lahkota's still with us, so, no...

i wonder if i will have a violent diahhreah attack if I keep voting republican come 12 years from now

 

[fncceo]

i still dont get this,,,if i dont worship queen cortez, im gonna die?

Just accept her as your saviour.

You'll still die, but you get to virtue shame everyone else till you do.

 

[LeeOnLido]

maybe Cortez needs to go to the north pole and give a speech to the polar bears

 

[beagle9]

Us "Normal Americans" ...

You aren't even close to normal, you little freakazoid.

Can people die from being over-triggered?

Lahkota's still with us, so, no...

i wonder if i will have a violent diahhreah attack if I keep voting republican come 12 years from now

Only if you spend the next 12 years eating prime beef and breathing cow farts. That oughta do it.

 

[Thinker101]

i still dont get this,,,if i dont worship queen cortez, im gonna die?

No silly, you got it all wrong, if you don't send her all your money you're going to die.

 

[blackhawk]

Vote Democrat or die due to climate change in 12 years I will risk it.

 

[Daryl Hunt]

Us "Normal Americans" ...

You aren't even close to normal, you little freakazoid.

Can people die from being over-triggered?

Lahkota's still with us, so, no...

i wonder if i will have a violent diahhreah attack if I keep voting republican come 12 years from now

Not from that end. The actual diarrhea comes out the mouth even if it seams to come out the rectum. Not much difference. So keep pulling just that red lever over and over and defending it even when it's dangerous. You may not make 12 years before you crap all your innards out your mouth. Your rectum is going to revolt because it's going to be jealous.

 

[LeeOnLido]

i wonder if all cockroaches will die too, but i hear that even a nuclear event wont kill them

 

[fncceo]

i wonder if all cockroaches will die too, but i hear that even a nuclear event wont kill them

Actually, an extinction level event of humans would decimate the global cockroach population.

Cockroaches are indigenous to warm, tropical areas for warmth and food.

Cockroaches can only live in temperate zones due to the warmth and food provided by human habitation.

 

[airplanemechanic]

Cockroaches can only live in temperate zones due to the warmth and food provided by human habitation.

Kinda sounds like a welfare liberal doesn't it?

 

[rightwinger]

Global Warming is a fact

The entire world with the exception of Conservatives and the oil companies recognize it

Yawn.
Sure thing kid.

Evolving Conservative views on Global Warming

There is no Global Warming, it is snowing outside, nothing to be done
There may be Global Warming, but man has nothing to do with it, nothing to be done
Man may have something to do with it, but we should do nothing until we know how much
Man is creating global warming but it is too late to do anything about it

 

[imawhosure]

i wonder if all cockroaches will die too, but i hear that even a nuclear event wont kill them

i wonder if all cockroaches will die too, but i hear that even a nuclear event wont kill them

Actually, an extinction level event of humans would decimate the global cockroach population.

Cockroaches are indigenous to warm, tropical areas for warmth and food.

Cockroaches can only live in temperate zones due to the warmth and food provided by human habitation.

Cockroaches can only live in temperate zones due to the warmth and food provided by human habitation.

Kinda sounds like a welfare liberal doesn't it?

Global Warming is a fact

The entire world with the exception of Conservatives and the oil companies recognize it

Yawn.
Sure thing kid.

Evolving Conservative views on Global Warming

There is no Global Warming, it is snowing outside, nothing to be done
There may be Global Warming, but man has nothing to do with it, nothing to be done
Man may have something to do with it, but we should do nothing until we know how much
Man is creating global warming but it is too late to do anything about it

How does that song go? Something like this I think---------->

AOC, it's easy as 1, 2, 3.

I'm talking about do-re-me, AOC, that's how easy making fools turn into Socialists with me can be, girl!

AOC, can't even count 1,2,3. Yet she is the biggest Leftist hero you see.

They are so dumb they fall for she. Were talking bout AOC, yessiree, AOC, that's how dumb the Left can be!

OK, OK, the song was not exactly written like that, but if the composer knew of this dummy, I am sure the song would have been written that way-) Parody anyone, lol!

 

[kyzr]

Global Warming is a fact

The entire world with the exception of Conservatives and the oil companies recognize it

Yawn.
Sure thing kid.

Evolving Conservative views on Global Warming

There is no Global Warming, it is snowing outside, nothing to be done
There may be Global Warming, but man has nothing to do with it, nothing to be done
Man may have something to do with it, but we should do nothing until we know how much
Man is creating global warming but it is too late to do anything about it

What comes next, we get baked or frozen? Are you sure?
Ice age - Wikipedia
"Researchers used data on Earth's orbit to find the historical warm interglacial period that looks most like the current one and from this have predicted that the next ice age would usually begin within 1,500 years."

 

[Likkmee]

They're directing that at white Europeans. 4 Mezkinz can carry a house trailer with thirty people in it for 500 miles across a desert.
5 degrees C more aint shit. Switch from red bandanas to white.
No mas problemas hermano