Usmb - the movie

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  1. Big Black Dog
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    If Hollywood were to make a movie about USMB, wonder what the plot would be and who would play all the characters here in the USMB neighborhood? I betcha it would get an Oscar or two.
     
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    They're gonna spring me from this forum
    They're gonna make a big star out of me
    We've wrote in threads cause we're mad and lonely
    And all we have to do is post nastily

    Well, I bet you I'm gonna be a big star
    Might win a Rep you can never tell
    The forum's gonna make me a big star,
    'Cause I can post the part so well

    Well, I hope you come see this board's movie
    Then I'll know that you will plainly see
    The biggest fool that ever hit the USMB
    And all I had to do is post nastily

    We'll pick apart each other's ascii fascades
    a cryin' silver screed for all to see
    We'll play the part but we won't need rehearsing
    All we have to do is post nastily
     
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    Probably a Western.

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    Blazing Saddles was already done.

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    It'd be like one great big soap opera.

    A likes B, But B likes C. Unfortunately, C likes D and wouldn't you know it, D likes E, who is crazy for A. Fortunately, A says something that really pisses off E, so that's over. Trying to be nice, E pisses off D, who thinks "Cyber love is stupid anyway." D gets religion, which pisses off C. C gets so mean about everybody else not being an atheist like him, he pisses off B, who no longer likes C. So B takes a look at A who made up with E, and they ran off together to Vegas. B, left with the bag decided it wasn't so bad because bag starts with B

    Then everybody decided to get back to politics. It is then everybody becomes friends again, sometimes, depending on who agrees with them.
     
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    You need a Miss Kitty person too, and a wealthy widow....also a preacher.
     
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    George Clooney would play me.
     
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    It would have to be like Seinfeld - the movie about nothing but filled with neurotics.
     
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    Absolutely!:clap2::clap2:
     
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    I'll be the preacher... that was my nick name in Reno anyway...

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