Weed, alcohol and buttered popcorn will rule the day when the segment airs.
Sounds about right for my Stormy party - Better put on your raincoat!
Your's sucked
Updated:
Clearly they don't have the best words. I'll work on it.
You were a pornstar baby,
when my lawyer filed
His own cash and Stormy got paid
All of a sudden my tighty-whities are
fallin' down
And my world is cloudy and gray
I grabbed the wrong pousse-ay....
Oh Stormy, oh Stormy
Bring back that bogus NDA!
Yesterday's tryst was, like,
our secret foray
Melania nursing our be-bay...
Now that it's exposed, baby, it was
Sleazy and cold
And I stand alone in the rain
Which it definitely was not doing at my inauguration, the largest ever....
Oh Stormy, oh Stormy
Bring back that gag order day!
(Bigly sax solo here -- amazing incredible sax solo. Many people are saying that. Made the cove of Time magazine and shit.)
when my lawyer filed
His own cash and Stormy got paid
All of a sudden my tighty-whities are
fallin' down
And my world is cloudy and gray
I grabbed the wrong pousse-ay....
Oh Stormy, oh Stormy
Bring back that bogus NDA!
Yesterday's tryst was, like,
our secret foray
Melania nursing our be-bay...
Now that it's exposed, baby, it was
Sleazy and cold
And I stand alone in the rain
Which it definitely was not doing at my inauguration, the largest ever....
Oh Stormy, oh Stormy
Bring back that gag order day!
(Bigly sax solo here -- amazing incredible sax solo. Many people are saying that. Made the cove of Time magazine and shit.)
(camera cuts to shots of thousands of very fine people dancing on rooftops...)
Remember nobody respects
women more than I
You were afraid I would pay?
That's never been a factor in
my historay...
I'll call it fake news and hope it goes away
Like my toupee
Oh Stormy
Oh Stormy
Bring back that bogus NDA!
Bring back that bogus NDA!
women more than I
You were afraid I would pay?
That's never been a factor in
my historay...
I'll call it fake news and hope it goes away
Like my toupee
Oh Stormy
Oh Stormy
Bring back that bogus NDA!
Bring back that bogus NDA!
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