does anyone really believe it is neutral, or worse, causes cooling? preposterous!
Argument from incredulity fallacy. It's no longer a matter of whether you'll use fallacies, just a matter of which one it will be.
the UHI effect is real. often many degrees Celcius. it happens over long time spans usually, so it is not 'caught' by homogenization techniques. GISS is the only temp database that specifically adjusts for UHI and the net adjustment is 0C. nada, zilch. is that realistically possible? BEST actually claims that UHI is negative and therefore has to increase recent temps to make up for it. really?
So you don't understand the basics, the differences between using anomalies and absolute temperatures.
Scientists don't have that problem, and your failure to understand doesn't reflect badly on them.
Instead of hurling insults how about you present some factual evidence.