Intolerant
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- Sep 18, 2012
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Taking my wife squirrel hunting one morning. And was unloading at a favorite creek when I looked up and seen an old man emerging from the timber. He had a huge mess of squirrels hanging from his belt, wow you had a good morning I said. He replied yep, and there are plenty more down there I only took what I needed, well I noticed he didnt have a gun and I asked him how in the world he got so many without a firearm. He replied I ugly em to death, wanting to know more I asked how he went about it. He said I hide behind a big rock or tree and when they come out to play or eat I jump out holleren and hootin and waving my arms and they just fall over dead. Now looking at him craggy face, huge misshapen nose, missing teeth ect. I thought maybe plausible. as we were parting I turned and asked him do you ever bring your wife with you? ........ oh no he replied I took her one time and she tears them up too bad.
