UF no longer has a zombie disaster plan

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    So I guess Crusader Frank is out of luck now?


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    So Im at the library with herself ,and I saw a magazine that caught my eye, so I bought it.
    Im not sure if it is a magazine written by Conservatives to make liberals look like feeble minded morons or if it is the real deal.
    in any case
    Here is the zombie news
    Plight of the Living Dead -- In These Times
     
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    You were at the library with herself? :confused:

    You bought a magazine at the library, when you could have checked it out for free?

    I think you're a bit "feeble" minded, not that there's anything wrong with that. :cool:
     
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    The library has a book store to support the library, it is stocked with donated books and magazines and books the library no longer needs in the stacks .
    Have someone show you where the library in your area is and visit it, Im certain they have a similar set up.
     
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    rofl

    ah to be young and carefree again...
     
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    Really? Do they have books there too? Shall I take herself, or can I go with himself?

    What if I want to take both? And what if they are zombies?
     
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    I wish I had thought of this:


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    Proof the invasion is just around the corner, the infiltrators have begun cleaning up the advisory sites so we won't know what to do. Next they will make Zombie Movies that don't have you shoot them in the head to confuse us.

    Be afraid, be very afraid.
     
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    They don't have books you can read, but they do have picture books and chew toys. So have someone put on your leash and go for it.
     

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