U.S. Offers $10 Million For Pakistani Militant Chief

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    Hafiz Saeed Bounty: U.S. Offers $10 Million For Pakistani Militant Chief

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    The bounty on bin laden was higher and those pricks protected him right in front of their eyes. They live in the 7th century, money is not important
     
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    Oh I agree.
     
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    Offering money does nothing. It's like offering clam shells. Now if they were wise, our dearh leaders would offer a few goats.
     
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    Why are the people so loyal to these clowns? I'd turn him in for a bag of shawarmas and some rice.
     
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    Offer a goat as a reward for his location and he'll be getting jiggy with those 72 whores as fast as you can say allahu akbar :blowup:
     
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    :lol::lol:
     
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    My favorite muslim fable

    Ahmed and Farhad were neighbors in a very poor village. Farhad was wealthy beyond Ahmed's wildest dreams for Farhad had two goats. Ahmed had only one goat.
    One day Ahmed was tending to his one goat when he found a bottle among the brush. As he wiped the grime off the bottle a geni appeared and said "I will grant you ONE wish in return for setting me free."
    Ahmad thought about it. "I am very poor, I have only one goat. I don't know what one thing would relieve my poverty."
    The geni said 'I can give you an entire herd of goats and make you the richest man in the village".
    Ahmad thought about it. "I am not so stupid. If I had a herd of goats I will have to work to tend them all. It would take up all my time and I would have no time to drink with the other men of the village."
    The geni then offered "I can make you as rich as a Caliph and the whole village will be beholden to you."
    Ahmad thought about it. "I am not so stupid. If I were as rich as a Caliph I would have to employ guards to protect me and women to cook and clean my large home. My workers would expect payment and bedevil me with demands. I would have to keep books of accounts. I am too old for that kind of work.
    The geni was getting impatient. "I have offered you a vast herd of goats. Riches beyond your dreams. Both have been rejected because you are unwilling to put forth the effort to maintain either herd or riches. If you do not make your ONE wish, I will leave you to your poverty and one goat.
    Ahmad smiled. "I know what my one wish will be. I want you to kill Farhad's goats."
     
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    Oh damn. :eek:
     
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    It's true money's not gonna work.
     

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