Two of the biggest jokes ever!!! I never cease to marvel at the unique capacity humans have to make others laugh. But humor is serious stuff. OK….here’s the first one: 1. A wife walks in on her husband and finds him in bed with another women…’You..you…you promised you’d never cheat on me!” she cries. He answers, "Who are you going to believe? Me, or your lying eyes?" 2. Yesterday, I offered an OP about Obama’s claim that no hard working, innovative, entrepreneur should get credit for a successful business... ‘If you’ve got a business — you didn’t build that. Somebody else made that happen.’ 3. Several of the Obama defenders actually claimed that if one reads the full speech in a certain way, Obama wasn’t saying what he said. a. From one: “You left off the antecedent of "that". A pronoun is almost meaningless without its antecedent.” b. And, another: “This speech was not about someone else building businesses… a completely different meaning, … It is simply the truth.” 4. “…you didn’t build that. Somebody else…” Meaningless? 5. “ This speech was not about someone else building businesses. … It is simply the truth.” “Somebody else made that happen.” 6. Now, the truth is that Obama slipped, as he is wont to do without his teleprompter, and he actually revealed his belief. He got back and the handlers went nuts…”What did you do????” a. “ President Barack Obama‘s campaign officials are trying to minimize the damage caused by his campaign-trail comments that downplayed entrepreneurship.” Romney jumps on Obama's 'you didn't build that' comment | The Daily Caller b. “What do you do when everybody's claiming your president said something, and you just know he didn't really say it, but all the video and all the audio and all the transcripts show that he did say it? ….comments that are on their face contemptuous of individual merit and out of step with American popular opinion.” How "You didn't build that" became "He didn't say that" - Hit & Run : Reason.com 7. OK…it’s one thing when paid apparatchiks of the Obama campaign try to muddy the water to save the flubber-in-chief…..but what to think of the lackeys who will buy any conjured mistruths, and lap it up like a hungry cur? a. Is there a “Jim Jones- People’s Temple gene” in part of the population??? 8. No….these folks are the’second joke’…., "Who are you going to believe? Me, or your lying ears?"