Truvia...Better Than Cocaine???

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    Hey guys!!! Wanna pick up hot chicks???

    I've stumbled upon something better than the "precious powder"!!!

    My hand to GOD!! This stuff is amazing!!!

    NO!!! Ya don't snort it ya goofs!!! AND...Ya don't cook it up and smoke it either!! Waddaya think? this is science class?

    Hell no it's eazier than all that!

    Just go into your favorite bar and order coffee..That's right COFFEE!! then..ya whip out a few packets of the "Truvia" and fling em on the counter in front of yourself..just like ya own the place!!

    What happens next you will not believe!!

    Hotties start coming from NOWHERE!! It's better'n bringin a puppy to the park!!! Although THAT works too.:lol:

    Then they start Cooin..."OOOooo....!!! I just LOVE truvia.... Blah...blah...blah.."

    Yup that pricey artificial sweetener is the shiznit!!!

    Ya don't even have to use any of it or drink the coffee. It's THAT GOOD!!!

    Just sayin...:eusa_whistle:
     
    Last edited: May 11, 2011

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