Trump orders Bill Barr to investigate reports that women are voting!

[Oddball]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump has ordered the Attorney General, Bill Barr, to investigate widespread reports that women are voting.​

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Trump said that he had evidence that women were casting ballots in the tens of millions, a scandal that he called “bigger than Watergate.”​

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“We’re not going to let this happen in our country,” he said. “We’re moving quite strongly and quite powerfully on the women.”​

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He also issued advice to suburban women, of whom he claimed to possess a deep understanding.​

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“Suburban women, you need to stay at home and cook dinner so your husbands can vote,” he said.​

Trump Orders Bill Barr to Investigate Reports That Women Are Voting

“We’re not going to let this happen in our country,” the President said.

www.newyorker.com

And once again – all good satire contains elements of the truth.

Except that Bore-owits is shitty "satire".

 

[esalla]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump has ordered the Attorney General, Bill Barr, to investigate widespread reports that women are voting.​

​

Trump said that he had evidence that women were casting ballots in the tens of millions, a scandal that he called “bigger than Watergate.”​

​

“We’re not going to let this happen in our country,” he said. “We’re moving quite strongly and quite powerfully on the women.”​

​

He also issued advice to suburban women, of whom he claimed to possess a deep understanding.​

​

“Suburban women, you need to stay at home and cook dinner so your husbands can vote,” he said.​

Trump Orders Bill Barr to Investigate Reports That Women Are Voting

“We’re not going to let this happen in our country,” the President said.

www.newyorker.com

Look dude, do not give up your day job stuffing chimichangas at taco bell just yet

 

[Dogmaphobe]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump has ordered the Attorney General, Bill Barr, to investigate widespread reports that women are voting.​

​

Trump said that he had evidence that women were casting ballots in the tens of millions, a scandal that he called “bigger than Watergate.”​

​

“We’re not going to let this happen in our country,” he said. “We’re moving quite strongly and quite powerfully on the women.”​

​

He also issued advice to suburban women, of whom he claimed to possess a deep understanding.​

​

“Suburban women, you need to stay at home and cook dinner so your husbands can vote,” he said.​

Trump Orders Bill Barr to Investigate Reports That Women Are Voting

“We’re not going to let this happen in our country,” the President said.

www.newyorker.com

Look dude, do not give up your day job stuffing chimichangas at taco bell just yet

You are seriously overestimating his abilities there, dude.

 

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump has ordered the Attorney General, Bill Barr, to investigate widespread reports that women are voting.​

​

Trump said that he had evidence that women were casting ballots in the tens of millions, a scandal that he called “bigger than Watergate.”​

​

“We’re not going to let this happen in our country,” he said. “We’re moving quite strongly and quite powerfully on the women.”​

​

He also issued advice to suburban women, of whom he claimed to possess a deep understanding.​

​

“Suburban women, you need to stay at home and cook dinner so your husbands can vote,” he said.​

Trump Orders Bill Barr to Investigate Reports That Women Are Voting

“We’re not going to let this happen in our country,” the President said.

www.newyorker.com

And once again – all good satire contains elements of the truth.

Except that Bore-owits is shitty "satire".

Well, then why don't you post some right wing satire you consider brilliant?
Babylon Bee would be a good start!

 

[Oddball]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump has ordered the Attorney General, Bill Barr, to investigate widespread reports that women are voting.​

​

Trump said that he had evidence that women were casting ballots in the tens of millions, a scandal that he called “bigger than Watergate.”​

​

“We’re not going to let this happen in our country,” he said. “We’re moving quite strongly and quite powerfully on the women.”​

​

He also issued advice to suburban women, of whom he claimed to possess a deep understanding.​

​

“Suburban women, you need to stay at home and cook dinner so your husbands can vote,” he said.​

Trump Orders Bill Barr to Investigate Reports That Women Are Voting

“We’re not going to let this happen in our country,” the President said.

www.newyorker.com

And once again – all good satire contains elements of the truth.

Except that Bore-owits is shitty "satire".

Well, then why don't you post some right wing satire you consider brilliant?
Babylon Bee would be a good start!

You suck, and neither you nor Bore-owitz are funny......Just give it up.

 

[kaz]

I could see this out of Pence.

That's because you're an idiot

 

[kaz]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump has ordered the Attorney General, Bill Barr, to investigate widespread reports that women are voting.​

​

Trump said that he had evidence that women were casting ballots in the tens of millions, a scandal that he called “bigger than Watergate.”​

​

“We’re not going to let this happen in our country,” he said. “We’re moving quite strongly and quite powerfully on the women.”​

​

He also issued advice to suburban women, of whom he claimed to possess a deep understanding.​

​

“Suburban women, you need to stay at home and cook dinner so your husbands can vote,” he said.​

Trump Orders Bill Barr to Investigate Reports That Women Are Voting

“We’re not going to let this happen in our country,” the President said.

www.newyorker.com

And once again – all good satire contains elements of the truth.

True. Good satire does.

You're a knuckle dragging Neanderthal who thinks women are passive. Of course you do, Archie Bunker.

Conservative women are actually quite assertive despite your misogynistic bigotry. I sure know mine (wife, two daughters) are. They think people like you are complete morons. I'll let you try to tell them or my mother or grandmothers that they let men tell them what to do, LOL. They'll eat you for lunch and spit out the bones

 

[kaz]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump has ordered the Attorney General, Bill Barr, to investigate widespread reports that women are voting.​

​

Trump said that he had evidence that women were casting ballots in the tens of millions, a scandal that he called “bigger than Watergate.”​

​

“We’re not going to let this happen in our country,” he said. “We’re moving quite strongly and quite powerfully on the women.”​

​

He also issued advice to suburban women, of whom he claimed to possess a deep understanding.​

​

“Suburban women, you need to stay at home and cook dinner so your husbands can vote,” he said.​

Trump Orders Bill Barr to Investigate Reports That Women Are Voting

“We’re not going to let this happen in our country,” the President said.

www.newyorker.com

And once again – all good satire contains elements of the truth.

Except that Bore-owits is shitty "satire".

Well, then why don't you post some right wing satire you consider brilliant?
Babylon Bee would be a good start!

You suck, and neither you nor Bore-owitz are funny......Just give it up.

Democrats always think their own prejudices projected onto others are funny. It's pure stupid