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OHIO (The Borowitz Report)—Irate Republican officials in Ohio have been crying foul over Tuesday night’s election results, claiming that there were “widespread cases” of women voting across the state.
Harland Dorrinson, a G.O.P. operative in Lake County, said that he had “eyewitness accounts” of “swarms of women” standing in long lines outside of polling places.
“Many of our poll workers spotted women going into voting booths and literally casting votes,” he said. “These were not isolated incidents.”
Dorrinson said the “nightmare scenario” that unfolded on Tuesday has dire implications for both Ohio and the nation.
“There is every indication that women meddled in this election,” he said. “What’s to stop them from doing it again in 2024?”
Furious Ohio Republicans Report Widespread Incidents of Women Voting
“Many of our poll workers spotted women going into voting booths and literally casting votes,” a G.O.P. operative in Lake County said.www.newyorker.com
I think you're confused.
Really? Who did you find to explain it to you since I refused?
Just two weeks ago, right here...Furious Ohio Republicans Report Widespread Incidents of Women Voting
“Many of our poll workers spotted women going into voting booths and literally casting votes,” a G.O.P. operative in Lake County said.
Yeah, I recall that thread.Just two weeks ago, right here...
Why some regret giving women the right to vote
its not satire; its reality, here and now.
Bore-o-witz....Furious Ohio Republicans Report Widespread Incidents of Women Voting
“Many of our poll workers spotted women going into voting booths and literally casting votes,” a G.O.P. operative in Lake County said.
Pro tip: "satire" is supposed to be funny....None of the fucking dreck from Bore-o-witz ever is.It's in the satire forum. Did you think I was trying to fool you?
Well truth be told none if his leftist ilk can do satire.....Ever notice so few of them even try it?Pro tip: "satire" is supposed to be funny....None of the fucking dreck from Bore-o-witz ever is.
