Trump is the best thing since sliced bread. And he invented sliced bread!

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So much lying. His moron voting base won’t care, but they are a very small minority now. People with at least half a brain have seen what a fool he is.

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Trump claimed credit for squeezing more money out of NATO partners when they reiterated their previous spending commitments. He took credit for building the U.S. military into the most powerful on Earth (previous rank: No. 1) and for a $12 billion drop in the U.S. debt after his first month in office. (It has since grown by $2 trillion.)

He gave himself props for the “safest year on record” in aviation in 2017, even though no U.S. airline had had a fatality since 2009. And he claimed credit for inventing the 19th-century economic phrase “prime the pump.” This would appear to be a pure example of “fake news” — a phrase for which Trump has also awarded himself authorship.

He has most prominently claimed credit for low unemployment (particularly for African Americans and Hispanics), high stock values and the “greatest economy in the history of our country,” though he previously said the expansion, which began under President Barack Obama, was the weakest in history, with fake unemployment figures and a stock-market “bubble.”

“Since my election as president the Dow Jones is up 43%,” Trump tweeted Monday morning, nearly 10 years into a bull market that grew some 150 percent under Trump’s predecessor. But when stocks plunged in December, Trump blamed the Federal Reserve.

Likewise, Trump has for months taken credit for falling gas prices: “Thank you President T,” he wrote, and “Do you think it’s just luck that gas prices are so low, and falling?” More recently, with prices rising, Trump blamed OPEC. “Please relax and take it easy,” he instructed the oil cartel Monday.

This week, Trump is to have nuclear talks with North Korea, after previously claiming credit for eliminating the country’s nuclear threat — even though it has not given up its weapons. This led to an amusing exchange Sunday between CNN’s Jake Tapper and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo:

Tapper : Do you think North Korea remains a nuclear threat?

Pompeo : Yes.

Tapper : But the president said he doesn’t.

Pompeo : That’s not what he said. . . .

Tapper : He tweeted: “There’s no longer a nuclear threat from North Korea.”

Trump took credit for a “terrific” new trade deal with Canada and Mexico that is largely the same as the previous pact, which he called “the worst.” Calling off threatened tariff increases against China, he appears to be preparing to do the same there. He claimed credit for a drop in generic drug prices unrelated to actions he took, for savings on military contracts and for corporate expansions that pre-dated him and for environmental cleanups done by a previous administration.

“How about the word ‘caravan?’ ” he said at a rally last week. “ ‘Caravan.’ I think that was one of mine.” The Post’s JM Rieger, who traced the origin of “caravan” to 1588, observed that Trump has also awarded himself credit for, among other things, a veterans’ health-care law enacted in 2014.

And as Congress blocked his border wall, Trump claimed credit for segments of wall built years ago. “A lot of the wall is built,” he announced.

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I never eat pre-sliced bread. It promotes spoilage.

Something better than sliced bread is a really expensive bread knife.

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Trump exposed the soul of the Democrat Party for what they really are: socialist authoritarians.
Has been no easy feat and a tad better than sliced bread!!!

Don't "Kidd" yourself, tRump is the worst kind of capitalist racketeer and the American Worker has no hope under his rein.
 
Trump literally hugged the American flag, then weighed in on every topic he could think of for more than two hours

There is no doubt whatsoever that privately, Trump thinks hugging a flag is stupid, but he knows enough to realize the CPAC crowd would love it -- and they do!
 
Trump exposed the soul of the Democrat Party for what they really are: socialist authoritarians.
Has been no easy feat and a tad better than sliced bread!!!

Don't "Kidd" yourself, tRump is the worst kind of capitalist racketeer and the American Worker has no hope under his rein.

Did you mean reign? Or did you literally mean rein?
 
Because he can’t stop lying. He knows his cult will believe him over their own eyes.

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At times, it was like listening to Robin Williams' genie in the Disney movie Aladdin, Howard Stern in his peak years as a radio shock jock, or Don Rickles as an insult comic. When he started making asides, Trump observed, "This is how I got elected, by going off script." Two years into his presidency and he's just getting warmed up.
 
At times, it was like listening to Robin Williams' genie in the Disney movie Aladdin, Howard Stern in his peak years as a radio shock jock, or Don Rickles as an insult comic. When he started making asides, Trump observed, "This is how I got elected, by going off script." Two years into his presidency and he's just getting warmed up.
We have a clown as president and Republicans think that’s great.
 
Trump exposed the soul of the Democrat Party for what they really are: socialist authoritarians.
Has been no easy feat and a tad better than sliced bread!!!

Don't "Kidd" yourself, tRump is the worst kind of capitalist racketeer and the American Worker has no hope under his rein.
That explains why workers are doing so much better now than under Obama.

Brilliant.
 
Trump exposed the soul of the Democrat Party for what they really are: socialist authoritarians.
Has been no easy feat and a tad better than sliced bread!!!

Don't "Kidd" yourself, tRump is the worst kind of capitalist racketeer and the American Worker has no hope under his rein.

Did you mean reign? Or did you literally mean rein?

He meant rain. Droughts are over; under Trump's......rain.
The man is a God.....:hands:
 
Trump exposed the soul of the Democrat Party for what they really are: socialist authoritarians.
Has been no easy feat and a tad better than sliced bread!!!

Don't "Kidd" yourself, tRump is the worst kind of capitalist racketeer and the American Worker has no hope under his rein.
That explains why workers are doing so much better now than under Obama.

Brilliant.

Yup and it explains why there are jobs everywhere and UE is the lowest its been since 69.

Oh and it sure does explain the great economy we have.

Lefty loons are shallow and they sure don't think outside their little box. Sheeple. The Dems just love Sheeple.
 
Trump exposed the soul of the Democrat Party for what they really are: socialist authoritarians.
Has been no easy feat and a tad better than sliced bread!!!

Don't "Kidd" yourself, tRump is the worst kind of capitalist racketeer and the American Worker has no hope under his rein.

Did you mean reign? Or did you literally mean rein?

Rein, as in reining in the middle class idiots that voted for this guy.
 

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