Trump declares that Romney isn't welcome in his bunker!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Furious at Mitt Romney for participating in a Black Lives Matter march, Donald J. Trump declared on Monday that the Utah senator is “not welcome in my bunker.”​

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“Mitt Romney thinks he’s cute, first voting to impeach me and now marching,” Trump told reporters. “Well, I’ve got news for Mitt: his invitation to my bunker is hereby revoked.”​

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Trump said that, because of his disloyalty, Romney “will never experience all that the best bunker in the world has to offer.”​

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“There are luxury recliners, televisions as far as the eye can see, and a bottomless pit of snacks,” Trump boasted. “If Mitt could see what he’s missing, I’ll bet he’d rethink some of the cute things he’s done.”​

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Trump said that he was reviewing the behavior of other officials, such as Defense Secretary Mark Esper, to determine whether they will retain their bunker privileges.​

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“I’m not sure Esper is bunker material either,” he mused.​

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Concluding his remarks, Trump said that there will be a photo of Romney at the entrance to the bunker in order to enable the Secret Service to bar the Utah senator, should he try to gain admission.​

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“Sorry, Mitt,” Trump sneered. “People like you don’t belong in a bunker. I do.”​

Furious Trump Declares Romney Not Welcome in Bunker

“Mitt Romney thinks he’s cute, first voting to impeach me and now marching” for Black Lives Matter, Trump told reporters.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Justin Richardson]

Well, Mitt Romney isn't welcome in my bunker either.

 

[miketx]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Furious at Mitt Romney for participating in a Black Lives Matter march, Donald J. Trump declared on Monday that the Utah senator is “not welcome in my bunker.”​

​

“Mitt Romney thinks he’s cute, first voting to impeach me and now marching,” Trump told reporters. “Well, I’ve got news for Mitt: his invitation to my bunker is hereby revoked.”​

​

Trump said that, because of his disloyalty, Romney “will never experience all that the best bunker in the world has to offer.”​

​

“There are luxury recliners, televisions as far as the eye can see, and a bottomless pit of snacks,” Trump boasted. “If Mitt could see what he’s missing, I’ll bet he’d rethink some of the cute things he’s done.”​

​

Trump said that he was reviewing the behavior of other officials, such as Defense Secretary Mark Esper, to determine whether they will retain their bunker privileges.​

​

“I’m not sure Esper is bunker material either,” he mused.​

​

Concluding his remarks, Trump said that there will be a photo of Romney at the entrance to the bunker in order to enable the Secret Service to bar the Utah senator, should he try to gain admission.​

​

“Sorry, Mitt,” Trump sneered. “People like you don’t belong in a bunker. I do.”​

Furious Trump Declares Romney Not Welcome in Bunker

“Mitt Romney thinks he’s cute, first voting to impeach me and now marching” for Black Lives Matter, Trump told reporters.

www.newyorker.com

Why would he want a traitor pos in his bunker? Trump's right and also people like you should be locked up.

 

[DrLove]

Well, Mitt Romney isn't welcome in my bunker either.

Who'd wanna bunker up with the likes of you anyway?

 

[Oddball]

 

[DrLove]

And yet you think Pepe the Frog is HILARIOUS - Says much about you!

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

And yet you think Pepe the Frog is HILARIOUS - Says much about you!

He is hilairious...
In that 4chan got you clowns to buy into something that was a complete fabrication.

 

[Flash]

I don't know what the hell the normally intelligent people of Utah were thinking electing that idiot to the Senate.

 

[candycorn]

 

[DrLove]

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That's hilarious, but the Orange Shithead has trained his caddy to stand with his foot behind the hole and give it a foot wedgie if needed whilst saying "nice putt Mr President!!"

 

[Oddball]

I don't know what the hell the normally intelligent people of Utah were thinking electing that idiot to the Senate.

Because he's Mormon....They'd vote for Beelzebub himself if he carried the (LDS) next to his name.

 

[Flash]

I don't know what the hell the normally intelligent people of Utah were thinking electing that idiot to the Senate.

Because he's Mormon....They'd vote for Beelzebub himself if he carried the (LDS) next to his name.

I lived in a predominately Mormon community for seven years. I know exactly what you are talking about.