Come and listen to my story about a man named Trump
A rich billionaire, lookin’ for a deal to hump
And then one day he was tweetin; like a fool,
And the next thing you know he was OPEC’s tool.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea........
Well the first thing you know ol Don's a zillionaire,
The kinfolk said "Don move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they cranked up the Fed to make more money
Bucks that is….Fiat folly……fake gold bars…
Old Don bought a mansion, lordy it was swank
Next door neighbor's the president of the bank.
Lotta folks complaining but the banker found no fault
'Cause all Don's millions, was a-sitting in his vault!
Derivatives….. hedge funds ….gold bug bars
Well now it's time to say good bye to Don and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back next week to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality
Wall street that is. Set a spell, we’ll sell your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, Y'hear?
A rich billionaire, lookin’ for a deal to hump
And then one day he was tweetin; like a fool,
And the next thing you know he was OPEC’s tool.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea........
Well the first thing you know ol Don's a zillionaire,
The kinfolk said "Don move away from there"
Said "Californy is the place you ought to be"
So they cranked up the Fed to make more money
Bucks that is….Fiat folly……fake gold bars…
Old Don bought a mansion, lordy it was swank
Next door neighbor's the president of the bank.
Lotta folks complaining but the banker found no fault
'Cause all Don's millions, was a-sitting in his vault!
Derivatives….. hedge funds ….gold bug bars
Well now it's time to say good bye to Don and all his kin.
And they would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.
You're all invited back next week to this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their hospitality
Wall street that is. Set a spell, we’ll sell your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, Y'hear?