Tight Pants.. Torture I tell Ya

[Lumpy 1]

A while back my wife says.. "hey, your pants are to baggy and have holes". I say, "but Doll, their comfortable".

Well...one thing leads to another and she goes out and buys 4 pairs of blue jeans that I'm required at least to try on..

I squish into them and they are tight but after some ego flattering by my wife and Gals, I decide to keep them because they say they wont shrink to much and they look great on me.

After their washed, I find out my wife has thrown out all my comfortable pants on the premise that their old, baggy and have holes.

Well now.. I'm walking around like Frankenstein, I don't even want to bend over, my wifes looking at my butt all the time,(okay I like that), my feet are feeling numb and my boys are most unhappy.

How do people live like this..?

 

[syrenn]

LOL What dont you want anyone getting between you and your calvins?

When women say they like wearing comfortable clothing, people call it frumpy. Men have no problem yelling that tight clothing is torture(sorry Lumpy), but LOVE seeing women in tight clothing. Ive always thought the double standard annoying.

How about we put you in a corset?

 

[Lumpy 1]

LOL What dont you want anyone getting between you and your calvins?

When women say they like wearing comfortable clothing, people call it frumpy. Men have no problem yelling that tight clothing is torture(sorry Lumpy), but LOVE seeing women in tight clothing. Ive always thought the double standard annoying.

How about we put you in a corset?

I suppose it depends on what women is wearing the tight pants or clothing, it's a pass/fail thing.. besides no boys to contend with..

corset.. gads.. I don't think so..

 

[007]

Sounds like a trip to the store is in order for you pard. Get yourself the size and kind of jeans YOU like to wear, bring 'em home, and HIDE them from the wife...

 

[Paulie]

A while back my wife says.. "hey, your pants are to baggy and have holes". I say, "but Doll, their comfortable".

Well...one thing leads to another and she goes out and buys 4 pairs of blue jeans that I'm required at least to try on..

I squish into them and they are tight but after some ego flattering by my wife and Gals, I decide to keep them because they say they wont shrink to much and they look great on me.

After their washed, I find out my wife has thrown out all my comfortable pants on the premise that their old, baggy and have holes.

Well now.. I'm walking around like Frankenstein, I don't even want to bend over, my wifes looking at my butt all the time,(okay I like that), my feet are feeling numb and my boys are most unhappy.

How do people live like this..?

Your wife just up and throws out your favorite comfortable clothing?

What's with you men who let your women walk all over you?

And DRESS you for that matter?

 

[Lumpy 1]

Sounds like a trip to the store is in order for you pard. Get yourself the size and kind of jeans YOU like to wear, bring 'em home, and HIDE them from the wife...

Oh yah .. I'm on my way.. no need to hide them.. I have a few rights remaining...

 

[Lumpy 1]

A while back my wife says.. "hey, your pants are to baggy and have holes". I say, "but Doll, their comfortable".

Well...one thing leads to another and she goes out and buys 4 pairs of blue jeans that I'm required at least to try on..

I squish into them and they are tight but after some ego flattering by my wife and Gals, I decide to keep them because they say they wont shrink to much and they look great on me.

After their washed, I find out my wife has thrown out all my comfortable pants on the premise that their old, baggy and have holes.

Well now.. I'm walking around like Frankenstein, I don't even want to bend over, my wifes looking at my butt all the time,(okay I like that), my feet are feeling numb and my boys are most unhappy.

How do people live like this..?

Your wife just up and throws out your favorite comfortable clothing?

What's with you men who let your women walk all over you?

And DRESS you for that matter?

I don't think I like the tone of your post, smarty pants...

Trust me.. squish my boys and there's Hell to pay..

Just having some fun with it....no worries..

 

[lizzie]

Lumpy- it appears that your wife has not learned my #1 rule to having a successful marriage- never buy your spouse clothes. Give him money to buy his own, give him a meaningless memento, but never pick out and buy his/her clothes.

 

[syrenn]

Lumpy- it appears that your wife has not learned my #1 rule to having a successful marriage- never buy your spouse clothes. Give him money to buy his own, give him a meaningless memento, but never pick out and buy his/her clothes.

Not sure about your rule #1. I buy mine clothes all the time. Its about knowing his tastes, likes, wants and needs.

 

[syrenn]

LOL What dont you want anyone getting between you and your calvins?

When women say they like wearing comfortable clothing, people call it frumpy. Men have no problem yelling that tight clothing is torture(sorry Lumpy), but LOVE seeing women in tight clothing. Ive always thought the double standard annoying.

How about we put you in a corset?

I suppose it depends on what women is wearing the tight pants or clothing, it's a pass/fail thing.. besides no boys to contend with..

corset.. gads.. I don't think so..

Oh come on Lumpy..your tight pants and a corset...you are all set.

 

[Sherry]

Start walking around the house with them unbuttoned.

 

[xotoxi]

A while back my wife says.. "hey, your pants are to baggy and have holes". I say, "but Doll, their comfortable".

Well...one thing leads to another and she goes out and buys 4 pairs of blue jeans that I'm required at least to try on..

I squish into them and they are tight but after some ego flattering by my wife and Gals, I decide to keep them because they say they wont shrink to much and they look great on me.

After their washed, I find out my wife has thrown out all my comfortable pants on the premise that their old, baggy and have holes.

Well now.. I'm walking around like Frankenstein, I don't even want to bend over, my wifes looking at my butt all the time,(okay I like that), my feet are feeling numb and my boys are most unhappy.

How do people live like this..?

Two points:

A. You call your wife "Doll"?

B. With your new pants, you can pretend that you are in Led Zeppelin.

 

[Sheldon]

i don't get this fashion trend. Skinny jeans are the new thing, i see a not-insignificant number of guys around my age wearing them. Just not my style, I guess. They wouldn't look good on me, but they can look fine on others.

I'd probably wear them instead of short-shorts, though, if i had to choose between the two.

 

[xotoxi]

Trust me.. squish my boys and there's Hell to pay..

Plus, you'll have to change you name.

 

[Lumpy 1]

Lumpy- it appears that your wife has not learned my #1 rule to having a successful marriage- never buy your spouse clothes. Give him money to buy his own, give him a meaningless memento, but never pick out and buy his/her clothes.

This is the first time in 24 years.. perhaps I should worry...

give him money? .. no.. that's not happening

Okay granted, my wallet kept falling out because of the holes in the pockets, my knees were making an appearance and damn I hate shopping. She was just trying to be nice, I'm guessing..

 

[jillian]

A while back my wife says.. "hey, your pants are to baggy and have holes". I say, "but Doll, their comfortable".

Well...one thing leads to another and she goes out and buys 4 pairs of blue jeans that I'm required at least to try on..

I squish into them and they are tight but after some ego flattering by my wife and Gals, I decide to keep them because they say they wont shrink to much and they look great on me.

After their washed, I find out my wife has thrown out all my comfortable pants on the premise that their old, baggy and have holes.

Well now.. I'm walking around like Frankenstein, I don't even want to bend over, my wifes looking at my butt all the time,(okay I like that), my feet are feeling numb and my boys are most unhappy.

How do people live like this..?

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LV79m4xDCOI]YouTube - The Bobs "Tight Pants Tango"@ NW Folklife Festival 2010 1/6[/ame]

 

[lizzie]

Lumpy- it appears that your wife has not learned my #1 rule to having a successful marriage- never buy your spouse clothes. Give him money to buy his own, give him a meaningless memento, but never pick out and buy his/her clothes.

Not sure about your rule #1. I buy mine clothes all the time. Its about knowing his tastes, likes, wants and needs.

It's not the taste in style, wants, and needs that's the problem. It's the fit.

 

[xotoxi]

Do you think that part of the problem might be a low hanging bag-of-balls?

If you've got a lot of sway, you might consider a scrotal tightening.

 

[Sherry]

Do you think that part of the problem might be a low hanging bag-of-balls?

If you've got a lot of sway, you might consider a scrotal tightening.

Thanks jerk, now I have to go google that shit to see if it's for real.

 

[Lumpy 1]

LOL What dont you want anyone getting between you and your calvins?

When women say they like wearing comfortable clothing, people call it frumpy. Men have no problem yelling that tight clothing is torture(sorry Lumpy), but LOVE seeing women in tight clothing. Ive always thought the double standard annoying.

How about we put you in a corset?

I suppose it depends on what women is wearing the tight pants or clothing, it's a pass/fail thing.. besides no boys to contend with..

corset.. gads.. I don't think so..

Oh come on Lumpy..your tight pants and a corset...you are all set.

Ya.. what am I set for exactly... I suspect Lumpy doesn't go there.