Lumpy 1
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- Jun 19, 2009
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A while back my wife says.. "hey, your pants are to baggy and have holes". I say, "but Doll, their comfortable".
Well...one thing leads to another and she goes out and buys 4 pairs of blue jeans that I'm required at least to try on..
I squish into them and they are tight but after some ego flattering by my wife and Gals, I decide to keep them because they say they wont shrink to much and they look great on me.
After their washed, I find out my wife has thrown out all my comfortable pants on the premise that their old, baggy and have holes.
Well now.. I'm walking around like Frankenstein, I don't even want to bend over, my wifes looking at my butt all the time,(okay I like that), my feet are feeling numb and my boys are most unhappy.
How do people live like this..?
Well...one thing leads to another and she goes out and buys 4 pairs of blue jeans that I'm required at least to try on..
I squish into them and they are tight but after some ego flattering by my wife and Gals, I decide to keep them because they say they wont shrink to much and they look great on me.
After their washed, I find out my wife has thrown out all my comfortable pants on the premise that their old, baggy and have holes.
Well now.. I'm walking around like Frankenstein, I don't even want to bend over, my wifes looking at my butt all the time,(okay I like that), my feet are feeling numb and my boys are most unhappy.
How do people live like this..?
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