Tight Pants.. Torture I tell Ya

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    A while back my wife says.. "hey, your pants are to baggy and have holes". I say, "but Doll, their comfortable".

    Well...one thing leads to another and she goes out and buys 4 pairs of blue jeans that I'm required at least to try on..

    I squish into them and they are tight but after some ego flattering by my wife and Gals, I decide to keep them because they say they wont shrink to much and they look great on me.

    After their washed, I find out my wife has thrown out all my comfortable pants on the premise that their old, baggy and have holes.

    Well now.. I'm walking around like Frankenstein, I don't even want to bend over, my wifes looking at my butt all the time,(okay I like that), my feet are feeling numb and my boys are most unhappy.

    How do people live like this..?
     
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    LOL What dont you want anyone getting between you and your calvins?

    When women say they like wearing comfortable clothing, people call it frumpy. Men have no problem yelling that tight clothing is torture(sorry Lumpy), but LOVE seeing women in tight clothing. Ive always thought the double standard annoying.

    How about we put you in a corset?


     
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    I suppose it depends on what women is wearing the tight pants or clothing, it's a pass/fail thing.. besides no boys to contend with..:lol:

    corset.. gads.. I don't think so..
     
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    Sounds like a trip to the store is in order for you pard. Get yourself the size and kind of jeans YOU like to wear, bring 'em home, and HIDE them from the wife... :lol:
     
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    Your wife just up and throws out your favorite comfortable clothing?

    What's with you men who let your women walk all over you?

    And DRESS you for that matter?
     
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    Oh yah .. I'm on my way.. no need to hide them.. I have a few rights remaining...:lol:
     
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    I don't think I like the tone of your post, smarty pants...:lol:

    Trust me.. squish my boys and there's Hell to pay..

    Just having some fun with it....no worries..
     
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    Lumpy- it appears that your wife has not learned my #1 rule to having a successful marriage- never buy your spouse clothes.;) Give him money to buy his own, give him a meaningless memento, but never pick out and buy his/her clothes.
     
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    Not sure about your rule #1. I buy mine clothes all the time. Its about knowing his tastes, likes, wants and needs. :)
     
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    Oh come on Lumpy..your tight pants and a corset...you are all set.
     

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