Disheveled young female rang doorbell just a few minutes ago.....
Eyes wide, kinda drooling a little. Maybe stoned?
Had a kid in a backpack - one with a Hillary logo on it. The backpack;
dunno about the kid.
She wanted money "for food".
I told her she could have twenty bucks if she'd just say "Thank You President Trump"....
She thought about it....you could almost see a couple of gears churning.
Then she stammered.....
"Thank You President Hillary!".
She's still out in the entry.
Children's Protective Services oughta get here any minute now. If they'll
take tips I'll give 'em the 20.