This lady from a dating site asked "what makes me happy" on the phone and

[fbj]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

 

[MisterBeale]

Stop thinking so much. Get out of your head man. It really isn't that hard. Don't do it over the phone/device. If she wants to, find someone else.

Go to a cafe', a super market, or the library, catch the eye of some nice girl, use an old fashioned pick up line, and take it from there.



I get the sense, that you are really bad at this.

 

[Rambunctious]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

You need professional advice...before texting next time I recommend you contact Carlos Danger.....

 

[fbj]

Stop thinking so much. Get out of your head man. It really isn't that hard. Don't do it over the phone/device. If she wants to, find someone else.

Go to a cafe', a super market, or the library, catch the eye of some nice girl, use an old fashioned pick up line, and take it from there.



I get the sense, that you are really bad at this.

what did you think about Jello text

 

[Asclepias]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

You need to understand timing. No telling what she thought you meant by that.

 

[ZZ PUPPS]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

Using a dildo mold might have had something to do with it, just sayn...

 

[aaronleland]

Was your dick still in the Jello when you took the pic?

 

[danielpalos]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

did you tell her about your happy camper policy of full body massage with happy ending?

 

[OnePercenter]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

What makes you happy is ALWAYS....HER. You are such a loser.

 

[OnePercenter]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

did you tell her about your happy camper policy of full body massage with happy ending?

The answer is.....She IS the happy ending.

 

[danielpalos]

Stop thinking so much. Get out of your head man. It really isn't that hard. Don't do it over the phone/device. If she wants to, find someone else.

Go to a cafe', a super market, or the library, catch the eye of some nice girl, use an old fashioned pick up line, and take it from there.



I get the sense, that you are really bad at this.

what did you think about Jello text

did you include a caption about loving your girlfriend when you make jello.

 

[danielpalos]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

Using a dildo mold might have had something to do with it, just sayn...

or the caption saying, don't worry baby, this only happens when i lose the bet.

 

[OnePercenter]

I think fbj is looking for some kind of D/s relationship. After all, he is a fan of the pussy grabber.

 

[WinterBorn]

OnePercenter understands.

And just as an FYI, be careful saying you love spending time with family when talking to a new girl. She may hear you want to have children.

 

[danielpalos]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

did you tell her about your happy camper policy of full body massage with happy ending?

The answer is.....She IS the happy ending.

i always love when a girl friend comes over just because she loves to make me happy in the end.

 

[fbj]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

You need to understand timing. No telling what she thought you meant by that.

Oh she may have thought I wanted to eat off her ass cheeks.

 

[fbj]

Was your dick still in the Jello when you took the pic?

It was 3 containers of jello in the pic

 

[fbj]

i told her listening to jazz, fall season, and spending time with family

The next day I bought some JELLO from the supermarket which was cherry flavor with pineapple inside. I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"


Haven't heard from her since that day. Was she really turned off by that???

What makes you happy is ALWAYS....HER. You are such a loser.

we had just met

 

[JoeMoma]

Usually on the dating sites, there are many more men than women. It may be that she moved on to another guy she was more interested in.

 

[Remodeling Maidiac]

I text her a pic of the jello on 11/10 and said "this is what really makes me happy"