Things about men.........

[Bonzi]

never had a desire or need but I must be in the minority..... which is cool... I'm used to that ...

Wait.....I didnt know you were black.

hubby keeps saying I'm black - but, since I'm nearly as pale as my avi, can't sing, can't dance and have minimal athletic ability I think I'm disqualified......

 

[Iron Head]

Jesus Christ, Bonzi, go change your fucking panties.

.... wanna help?

Hmmmm.., yeah, I'd check that out. Let's make it really interesting and cuckhold your husband while I bang you!

 

[Iron Head]

.... I guess he doesn't want to help.... not sure how I can handle the rejection....

You are impatient. You should be punished, tied down and blind folded.

 

[Iron Head]

Jesus Christ, Bonzi, go change your fucking panties.

.... wanna help?

Ok, now you have piqued Iron Head's curiosity. I want to see that 50 year old cooch. Send me some photos, preferable with insertion using common household implements.

 

[Bonzi]

Jesus Christ, Bonzi, go change your fucking panties.

.... wanna help?

Ok, now you have piqued Iron Head's curiosity. I want to see that 50 year old cooch. Send me some photos, preferable with insertion using common household implements.

all that but I can't call you sweet nicknames... doesn't seem to me to be a fair trade.....

 

[Iron Head]

Jesus Christ, Bonzi, go change your fucking panties.

.... wanna help?

Ok, now you have piqued Iron Head's curiosity. I want to see that 50 year old cooch. Send me some photos, preferable with insertion using common household implements.

all that but I can't call you sweet nicknames... doesn't seem to me to be a fair trade.....

Just not "hon". I remember my mother and father calling each other that way back when I was a kid. It creeps me out to hear it now. I usually say "baby".

 

[Bonzi]

Jesus Christ, Bonzi, go change your fucking panties.

.... wanna help?

Ok, now you have piqued Iron Head's curiosity. I want to see that 50 year old cooch. Send me some photos, preferable with insertion using common household implements.

all that but I can't call you sweet nicknames... doesn't seem to me to be a fair trade.....

Just not "hon". I remember my mother and father calling each other that way back when I was a kid. It creeps me out to hear it now. I usually say "baby".

Good to know, when I find the right one for you, I'll use it....

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Jesus Christ, Bonzi, go change your fucking panties.

.... wanna help?

Hmmmm.., yeah, I'd check that out. Let's make it really interesting and cuckhold your husband while I bang you!

Oh Damn!! Thats a little harsh .....maybe.

 

[Bonzi]

Jesus Christ, Bonzi, go change your fucking panties.

.... wanna help?

Hmmmm.., yeah, I'd check that out. Let's make it really interesting and cuckhold your husband while I bang you!

Oh Damn!! Thats a little harsh .....maybe.

shock value.... should try harder....

 

[Bonzi]

.... I guess he doesn't want to help.... not sure how I can handle the rejection....

You are impatient. You should be punished, tied down and blind folded.

.... always ....

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

.... I guess he doesn't want to help.... not sure how I can handle the rejection....

You are impatient. You should be punished, tied down and blind folded.

.... always ....

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

.... I guess he doesn't want to help.... not sure how I can handle the rejection....

You are impatient. You should be punished, tied down and blind folded.

.... always ....

The wife may ask you for knot suggestions.......

 

[Delta4Embassy]

Women say that size doesn't matter, why do women not have a three inch vibrator?

Women who say that understand how their bodies work and that the penis isn't involved in their orgasms. Short of rubbing it against their clitoris it isn't involved.