There was a woman molested .........

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    There was a woman raped by a man. He said just before the act, "You aren't a young boy but you will have to do". She asked him if he was a Priest. He Answered, "Why Yes, how did you know". She said, "Lucky Guess".

    Right after he left,another man comes along. He helps himself to her wares. But before he leaves, he steals her money and her credit cards. She asked him, "Are you a Democrat". He answered, "Why Yes, how did you know". She answered, "Lucky Guess".

    Before She could collect herself, another man comes along. He help himself to her charms. When he is done, he steals her birth control pills. She asked him if he was a Republican. He answered "Why yes. Was that a lucky guess?" She answered, nope, no guess needed.
     
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    Yeah um, might want to have another cup of coffee and go back to the day job.
     
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    It would have been funnier if the republican took the birth control pills before he had sex with her
     
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    Ugh. That which has been read cannot be unread.

    I regret performing clickage on this thread, seriously.
     
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    Worst humor thread evah
     
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    Actually this is the funniest post in the thread so far.
    If Batfink shows up it will almost have been worth it.
     
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    That is not how the pill works
     
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    This is a stupid joke but can still generate a giggle or two. Gawd knows its funnier than the OP though


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    No Shit Sherlock

    But taking it away after sex is stupid
     
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    That No Sher Shitlock. And He wanted to make sure she didn't have any protection for later. He was related to the family that owns Hobby Lobby.
     

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