There was a woman molested .........

[Daryl Hunt]

There was a woman raped by a man. He said just before the act, "You aren't a young boy but you will have to do". She asked him if he was a Priest. He Answered, "Why Yes, how did you know". She said, "Lucky Guess".

Right after he left,another man comes along. He helps himself to her wares. But before he leaves, he steals her money and her credit cards. She asked him, "Are you a Democrat". He answered, "Why Yes, how did you know". She answered, "Lucky Guess".

Before She could collect herself, another man comes along. He help himself to her charms. When he is done, he steals her birth control pills. She asked him if he was a Republican. He answered "Why yes. Was that a lucky guess?" She answered, nope, no guess needed.

 

[Pogo]

Yeah um, might want to have another cup of coffee and go back to the day job.

 

[Skull Pilot]

There was a woman raped by a man. He said just before the act, "You aren't a young boy but you will have to do". She asked him if he was a Priest. He Answered, "Why Yes, how did you know". She said, "Lucky Guess".

Right after he left,another man comes along. He helps himself to her wares. But before he leaves, he steals her money and her credit cards. She asked him, "Are you a Democrat". He answered, "Why Yes, how did you know". She answered, "Lucky Guess".

Before She could collect herself, another man comes along. He help himself to her charms. When he is done, he steals her birth control pills. She asked him if he was a Republican. He answered "Why yes. Was that a lucky guess?" She answered, nope, no guess needed.

It would have been funnier if the republican took the birth control pills before he had sex with her

 

[boedicca]

Ugh. That which has been read cannot be unread.

I regret performing clickage on this thread, seriously.

 

[TNHarley]

Worst humor thread evah

 

[Pogo]

Ugh. That which has been read cannot be unread.

I regret performing clickage on this thread, seriously.

Actually this is the funniest post in the thread so far.
If Batfink shows up it will almost have been worth it.

 

[rightwinger]

There was a woman raped by a man. He said just before the act, "You aren't a young boy but you will have to do". She asked him if he was a Priest. He Answered, "Why Yes, how did you know". She said, "Lucky Guess".

Right after he left,another man comes along. He helps himself to her wares. But before he leaves, he steals her money and her credit cards. She asked him, "Are you a Democrat". He answered, "Why Yes, how did you know". She answered, "Lucky Guess".

Before She could collect herself, another man comes along. He help himself to her charms. When he is done, he steals her birth control pills. She asked him if he was a Republican. He answered "Why yes. Was that a lucky guess?" She answered, nope, no guess needed.

It would have been funnier if the republican took the birth control pills before he had sex with her

That is not how the pill works

 

[TNHarley]

This is a stupid joke but can still generate a giggle or two. Gawd knows its funnier than the OP though


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[Skull Pilot]

There was a woman raped by a man. He said just before the act, "You aren't a young boy but you will have to do". She asked him if he was a Priest. He Answered, "Why Yes, how did you know". She said, "Lucky Guess".

Right after he left,another man comes along. He helps himself to her wares. But before he leaves, he steals her money and her credit cards. She asked him, "Are you a Democrat". He answered, "Why Yes, how did you know". She answered, "Lucky Guess".

Before She could collect herself, another man comes along. He help himself to her charms. When he is done, he steals her birth control pills. She asked him if he was a Republican. He answered "Why yes. Was that a lucky guess?" She answered, nope, no guess needed.

It would have been funnier if the republican took the birth control pills before he had sex with her

That is not how the pill works

No Shit Sherlock

But taking it away after sex is stupid

 

[Daryl Hunt]

There was a woman raped by a man. He said just before the act, "You aren't a young boy but you will have to do". She asked him if he was a Priest. He Answered, "Why Yes, how did you know". She said, "Lucky Guess".

Right after he left,another man comes along. He helps himself to her wares. But before he leaves, he steals her money and her credit cards. She asked him, "Are you a Democrat". He answered, "Why Yes, how did you know". She answered, "Lucky Guess".

Before She could collect herself, another man comes along. He help himself to her charms. When he is done, he steals her birth control pills. She asked him if he was a Republican. He answered "Why yes. Was that a lucky guess?" She answered, nope, no guess needed.

It would have been funnier if the republican took the birth control pills before he had sex with her

That is not how the pill works

No Shit Sherlock

But taking it away after sex is stupid

That No Sher Shitlock. And He wanted to make sure she didn't have any protection for later. He was related to the family that owns Hobby Lobby.

 

[boedicca]

Ugh. That which has been read cannot be unread.

I regret performing clickage on this thread, seriously.

Actually this is the funniest post in the thread so far.
If Batfink shows up it will almost have been worth it.

You Rang?


Batfink by boedicca on US Message Board - Political Discussion Forum

Disclaimer: Batfink is making an appearance solely for the benefit of notre cher ami Pogo, not for this noxious thread.

 

[Daryl Hunt]

There was a woman raped by a man. He said just before the act, "You aren't a young boy but you will have to do". She asked him if he was a Priest. He Answered, "Why Yes, how did you know". She said, "Lucky Guess".

Right after he left,another man comes along. He helps himself to her wares. But before he leaves, he steals her money and her credit cards. She asked him, "Are you a Democrat". He answered, "Why Yes, how did you know". She answered, "Lucky Guess".

Before She could collect herself, another man comes along. He help himself to her charms. When he is done, he steals her birth control pills. She asked him if he was a Republican. He answered "Why yes. Was that a lucky guess?" She answered, nope, no guess needed.

It would have been funnier if the republican took the birth control pills before he had sex with her

Only a Republican would think him taking the birth control pills would prevent pregnancy. Plus, when he chews them, they taste terrible.

 

[Daryl Hunt]

Ugh. That which has been read cannot be unread.

I regret performing clickage on this thread, seriously.

Actually this is the funniest post in the thread so far.
If Batfink shows up it will almost have been worth it.

You Rang?


Batfink by boedicca on US Message Board - Political Discussion Forum

Disclaimer: Batfink is making an appearance solely for the benefit of notre cher ami Pogo, not for this noxious thread.

If I pissed you off in any way............My job is done here.

 

[boedicca]

Ugh. That which has been read cannot be unread.

I regret performing clickage on this thread, seriously.

Actually this is the funniest post in the thread so far.
If Batfink shows up it will almost have been worth it.

You Rang?


Batfink by boedicca on US Message Board - Political Discussion Forum

Disclaimer: Batfink is making an appearance solely for the benefit of notre cher ami Pogo, not for this noxious thread.

If I pissed you off in any way............My job is done here.

You have a highly inflated and inaccurate sense of your worth here.

You bore me.

 

[Daryl Hunt]

Ugh. That which has been read cannot be unread.

I regret performing clickage on this thread, seriously.

Actually this is the funniest post in the thread so far.
If Batfink shows up it will almost have been worth it.

You Rang?


Batfink by boedicca on US Message Board - Political Discussion Forum

Disclaimer: Batfink is making an appearance solely for the benefit of notre cher ami Pogo, not for this noxious thread.

If I pissed you off in any way............My job is done here.

You have a highly inflated and inaccurate sense of your worth here.

You bore me.

You seem to be standing too close to my drill press again. Please step away.

 

[boedicca]

Ugh. That which has been read cannot be unread.

I regret performing clickage on this thread, seriously.

Actually this is the funniest post in the thread so far.
If Batfink shows up it will almost have been worth it.

You Rang?


Batfink by boedicca on US Message Board - Political Discussion Forum

Disclaimer: Batfink is making an appearance solely for the benefit of notre cher ami Pogo, not for this noxious thread.

If I pissed you off in any way............My job is done here.

You have a highly inflated and inaccurate sense of your worth here.

You bore me.

You seem to be standing too close to my drill press again. Please step away.

Boring as in Dull as Dishwater.

Dense as in Dumb a a Rock.

I thought you were a noob, but see you regged in 2014, so it's clear you've never posted anything worth reading. Adios.

 

[Daryl Hunt]

Actually this is the funniest post in the thread so far.
If Batfink shows up it will almost have been worth it.

You Rang?


Batfink by boedicca on US Message Board - Political Discussion Forum

Disclaimer: Batfink is making an appearance solely for the benefit of notre cher ami Pogo, not for this noxious thread.

If I pissed you off in any way............My job is done here.

You have a highly inflated and inaccurate sense of your worth here.

You bore me.

You seem to be standing too close to my drill press again. Please step away.

Boring as in Dull as Dishwater.

Dense as in Dumb a a Rock.

I thought you were a noob, but see you regged in 2014, so it's clear you've never posted anything worth reading. Adios.

If I had known it was this easy to get you to leave I would have done it long ago. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out.

 

[Pogo]

Ugh. That which has been read cannot be unread.

I regret performing clickage on this thread, seriously.

Actually this is the funniest post in the thread so far.
If Batfink shows up it will almost have been worth it.

You Rang?


Batfink by boedicca on US Message Board - Political Discussion Forum

Disclaimer: Batfink is making an appearance solely for the benefit of notre cher ami Pogo, not for this noxious thread.

Batphinck is my Muse. It's like "Forward in all directions!".