The XXX-Rated Bible

[Uncensored2008]

His first meeting was just a very strong presence who let me know he was my creator. Six days later I was sober and I"ve been sober for over 31 years now. He spent the next 29 years getting me sinless and ready for his knowledge.

You keep saying "him," but my Dingo is a her..

See, sometimes she lies about whether she has had a milkbone (Treaty - in her lexicon,) she only gets one per day; so it's possible that she's lying about being god. Of course, everyone who is around her does end up worshiping her - except the mailman, I don't think he likes her, she growls at him..

 

[godspeaker]

And I thought it was so I could find my car keys.

Is it worth it to fight against temptations or is it all pretty much part of the plan again.
This predestination stuff sorta takes the point out of trying to do anything but watch things transpire.

Your right, it helps for other things, too.

Are you understanding the frustration about predestination ?

It's very difficult for sinners to understand predestination because they don't realize how much control God has over them. Everyone will know this in the next age. If you're having a great life, who cares if God planned it all out before creation?

 

[godspeaker]

His first meeting was just a very strong presence who let me know he was my creator. Six days later I was sober and I"ve been sober for over 31 years now. He spent the next 29 years getting me sinless and ready for his knowledge.

You keep saying "him," but my Dingo is a her..

See, sometimes she lies about whether she has had a milkbone (Treaty - in her lexicon,) she only gets one per day; so it's possible that she's lying about being god. Of course, everyone who is around her does end up worshiping her - except the mailman, I don't think he likes her, she growls at him..

It doesn't matter to an invisible God who is only thoughts.

 

[dilloduck]

Do you Christians allow your little children to read xxx-rated magazines or online websites? Why don't you? You and your children read the Bible that God never gave you permission to read. I know the Bible isn't about sex, or at least most of it, but it is however, the most deceiving book there is in the world. Way more than any pornography that you can read.

The proof is the nearly 40,000 denominations and thousands of religious branches of Christianity today. Which denomination will you let your child get involved with? The chances of your child finding the truth by reading porno all day long is better than finding the truth in Christianity. I was a lust filled drunk when God revealed himself in me.

gods permission to do anything is not required. He never said thou shall not read.

You're right, that's why he corrupted the DNA in all the cells of his people. He didn't want them to obey his laws and commandments. He had special people for obeying him.

ahhhhhh that explains it finally. I assume he told these special people who they are ?

 

[godspeaker]

I was created to be his voice but we need a body to experience his knowledge and speak for him. When I'm speaking for him, I speak from God's perspective so it's like being God.

Think about your voice. Is your voice a part of your head and brain? When you speak, are you speaking from your mind or from your friend's mind? When God speaks, he's using me as his voice.

Matthew 7:15
Beware of false prophets which come to you in sheep's clothing but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Amen to that!
Praise Jesus Christ, Lord of lords and King of kings!

We saints understand that scripture much better than you sinners. The next time you go to church and listen to the false prophet standing up on stage, possibly behind a pulpit, think of yourself as a wolf.

 

[godspeaker]

gods permission to do anything is not required. He never said thou shall not read.

You're right, that's why he corrupted the DNA in all the cells of his people. He didn't want them to obey his laws and commandments. He had special people for obeying him.

ahhhhhh that explains it finally. I assume he told these special people who they are ?

When we start receiving his knowledge after he makes us sinless, then we learn who we are.

 

[Uncensored2008]

ahhhhhh that explains it finally. I assume he told these special people who they are ?

BUT only when the quit taking their meds.

Let's see, he said he was 54 when god spoke to him and that was 31 years ago, so that makes him 85?

Could this be a new dimension on dementia? Enquiring minds and flawless Dingos want to know!

 

[dilloduck]

You're right, that's why he corrupted the DNA in all the cells of his people. He didn't want them to obey his laws and commandments. He had special people for obeying him.

ahhhhhh that explains it finally. I assume he told these special people who they are ?

When we start receiving his knowledge after he makes us sinless, then we learn who we are.

So until that happens we can sorta chill out and play out whatever script is written for us ?

 

[godspeaker]

ahhhhhh that explains it finally. I assume he told these special people who they are ?

BUT only when the quit taking their meds.

Let's see, he said he was 54 when god spoke to him and that was 31 years ago, so that makes him 85?

Could this be a new dimension on dementia? Enquiring minds and flawless Dingos want to know!

All it takes is a few altered words to make the truth a lie.

 

[godspeaker]

ahhhhhh that explains it finally. I assume he told these special people who they are ?

When we start receiving his knowledge after he makes us sinless, then we learn who we are.

So until that happens we can sorta chill out and play out whatever script is written for us ?

That's all it is my friend. When I have a challenger after me to prove me wrong, I know that God planned for him to be like that. This makes it easy for me to relax and not get angry. I try change his mind but all it does is make them angrier.

You are taking this very well and if you're a chosen one, then you'll just follow God's plan until you're a sinless saint who's used by God for his purpose. If you are his, you won't have any choice but to follow his commands. This is when you learn there is no free will in the will of God.

 

[Uncensored2008]

All it takes is a few altered words to make the truth a lie.

That may be, but I did not alter your words.

Were your words false? Is falsehood perfected in you the way it is in Obama? So that speaking falsely is pure and perfect?

 

[godspeaker]

All it takes is a few altered words to make the truth a lie.

That may be, but I did not alter your words.

Were your words false? Is falsehood perfected in you the way it is in Obama? So that speaking falsely is pure and perfect?

It's natural for a sinner to twist the words of God to make them a lie. I don't need to read a sinners writings to know he can't speak the truth.

 

[Uncensored2008]

It's natural for a sinner to twist the words of God to make them a lie. I don't need to read a sinners writings to know he can't speak the truth.

That may be, but I did not twist your words. You proffered numbers, I simply added them.

Were your words false? Are falsehood the "truth" you speak of?

Is the god you speak for a god of falsehoods and deceit?

 

[godspeaker]

It's natural for a sinner to twist the words of God to make them a lie. I don't need to read a sinners writings to know he can't speak the truth.

That may be, but I did not twist your words. You proffered numbers, I simply added them.

Were your words false? Are falsehood the "truth" you speak of?

Is the god you speak for a god of falsehoods and deceit?

I can't speak lies because I have the nature of God and speak from his mind. I told you when a sinner uses the words of God, they always twist them. Every word they use from the scriptures are twisted to their own benefit. When they use the words I write and change them, they are lying.

 

[strollingbones]

john 11:35 jesus wept

 

[godspeaker]

john 11:35 jesus wept

That's too bad. Lots of people cry. When God works in your life to get you sinless, you will do plenty of crying.

 

[strollingbones]

christians amaze me.....simply amaze me

 

[Uncensored2008]

I can't speak lies because I have the nature of God and speak from his mind.

And yet simple math reveals your words to be false. Do you claim that math is a lie?

I'm not "twisting" your words. I've faithfully and accurately recounted them.

I am mocking you, because you are quite insane. I believe that in your delusions, you've tripped yourself up.

You see, the problem with claiming to be perfect is that no one actually is.

 

[Uncensored2008]

christians amaze me.....simply amaze me

He is no Christian, you DO realize that, do you not?

 

[strollingbones]

hmmmm not for me to judge now is it.....who is really a christian and who is not....some i respect more than others but who i am to judge another soul's faithfulness ....

plus i love giving christians mal......

i mean look at this....the christians have been more critical than i....and i believe in none of what yall believe.....