The VIBRATOR...

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  1. asaratis
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    The vibrator.......


    As a mom passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange
    buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her
    daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked:


    What in the world are you doing?'


    the daughter replied: 'mom, i'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and
    this thing is about as close as i'll ever get to a husband! Please, go
    away and leave me alone.'


    the next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
    other side of the closed bedroom door. Upon entering the room, he
    observed his daughter making passionate love to her vibrator.


    To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, 'dad i'm
    thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as i'll ever
    get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone.'

    a couple days later, mom came home from a shopping trip, placed the
    groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming
    from, of all places, the living room.


    She entered that area and observed her husband sitting on the couch,
    downing a cold beer, and staring at the tv. The vibrator was next to him
    on the couch, buzzing like crazy.


    The wife asked: 'what the hell are you doing?'


    the husband replied: 'i'm watching football with my son-in-law.' ***
     
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    that was just bad...plain bad
     
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    Yeah, I can't believe I wasted a minute of my life for that punch line.
     

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