The Thread in which We Worship Toilets

[WillMunny]

Come on, it's the most reliable, underrated, underappreciated fixture in all our homes! Anyone with drinking and/or hallucinogen experience knows that when you are feverishly, PUKING hung-over, that ice-cold toilet bowl is your only friend in the entire physical universe!

See, I'm so appreciative of toilets, I forgive the fact that a vicious toilet murdered EVERY one of my family members in one day! Because I somehow blame global warming for any toilet violence.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

Porcelain Goddess forgive thy poster for being stupid.

 

[WillMunny]

Porcelain Goddess forgive thy poster for being stupid.

What is stupid about doing what you just admitted to doing: supplicating before the porcelain toilet goddesses? I didn't actually bring up the subject of a toilet diety. You did.

 

[Bruce_T_Laney]

If there were a God I would be dead by now!

 

[WillMunny]

I've always noticed how the trapway and siphon jet configuration at the bottom of a toilet bowl looks like a smiling face staring up at me in an expression of unconditional love.

 

[WillMunny]

Just so everyone knows, if your toilet clogs up and overflows (regardless of the physical parameters of your shit), I guarantee you it's because the Russians somehow hacked it. Yeah, the more I think about it the more sense it makes.

 

[blastoff]

I've always noticed how the trapway and siphon jet configuration at the bottom of a toilet bowl looks like a smiling face staring up at me in an expression of unconditional love.

C'mon, take another hit and pass that thing along.

 

[WillMunny]

I've always noticed how the trapway and siphon jet configuration at the bottom of a toilet bowl looks like a smiling face staring up at me in an expression of unconditional love.

C'mon, take another hit and pass that thing along.

LOL, that's the spirit! I'm e-passing you a joint so fat it resembles a tampon, MWAHAHAHA!