Come on, it's a very under appreciated household device! It literally takes your shit every day! Even though a vicious toilet murdered every member of my family, I'm still objective enough to know how toilets are a major element of comfort and convenience. And the trapway/siphon jet at the bottom of the bowl looks like a smiley face grinning up at me. As if the toilet is saying, "Step up to the bowl bro and make it a double!"