I figured it out!...It's so simple!...Don't know why it didn't come to me sooner!..A total can't-miss solution to all the school shootings!....
BAN GUBMINT SCHOOLS!
That's where all the school shootings have been occurring, so it only makes sense!
And after that, in the market-based schools that will take their place, ban all "high capacity classrooms", so that if lunatic gets into the school with a bomb or a machete or a sack full of pointy sticks, we can minimize the loss of life!
How did we all miss such an obvious solution to the problem?!?!?!??
BAN GUBMINT SCHOOLS!
That's where all the school shootings have been occurring, so it only makes sense!
And after that, in the market-based schools that will take their place, ban all "high capacity classrooms", so that if lunatic gets into the school with a bomb or a machete or a sack full of pointy sticks, we can minimize the loss of life!
How did we all miss such an obvious solution to the problem?!?!?!??