The Solution!

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    I figured it out!...It's so simple!...Don't know why it didn't come to me sooner!..A total can't-miss solution to all the school shootings!....



























    BAN GUBMINT SCHOOLS!

    That's where all the school shootings have been occurring, so it only makes sense!

    And after that, in the market-based schools that will take their place, ban all "high capacity classrooms", so that if lunatic gets into the school with a bomb or a machete or a sack full of pointy sticks, we can minimize the loss of life!

    How did we all miss such an obvious solution to the problem?!?!?!??
     
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    are you forgetting about shootings at malls and cinemas?
     
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    I've suggested this already: Just Say No.

    If you want to avoid school shootings, then don't go to school.

    Simple and very effective.
     
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    What?

    You never shopped Online or rented a fucking movie?
     
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    BAN THEM!

    Too much of a risk having all those people gathered in one place!

    Think of the chiiilllldrrreeeennnnn!
     
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    What about churches?

    I understand they can attract a crowd.
     
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    Making fun of this tragedy, past mass murders, the more than 30 murders every day in the US.

    How very typical.
     
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    Absolutely!...Time those religious nutters quit pushing their religions on us all, with their public displays if steeples and all that!
     
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    No, I'm making fun of hysterical, knee-jerk, nose picker moonbats like you.

    But thanks for chiming in to let us know that the sarcasm flew straight over your pointy little head. :rofl:
     
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    Typical of what?

    Actually, the humour is called Parody. You'll probably need to look up a definition.

    The thread is a parody not of mass murder, but of your idiotic reaction to it.

    The fact that the obvious escapes you is not a shock.
     

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