The Nightmare

Uncensored2008

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Feb 8, 2011
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It was a terrible nightmare, the most horrible one you could imagine. In
the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the
ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised! Quickly I
jumped up, found my pants and looked in the
pockets to find my driver license photo - and it was that same color.
Black. No, no, God no, it can't be!! I felt myself being very depressed,
downcast, sitting in a chair. But it's a wheelchair!!

That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also
disabled!!! I said to myself, aloud "This is impossible. It's impossible that I
should be black and Jewish and disabled."

"It's the pure and holy truth", whispers someone from behind me. I turn
around, and it's my Boyfriend. Just what I needed!!! I am a homosexual whore
and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend. Sonofabitch!!!! Oh, my God.....
Black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and
HIV-positive!!!

Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and OH, noooooo...I'm
Bald!!!

The telephone rings. It's my brother. He is saying, "Since mom and dad
died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all day
doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap.. Any job." Mom?...
Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!

I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are
black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict,
HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan. But he doesn't get it. Frustrated, I hang
up. It's then I realize I only have one hand!!! With tears in my eyes I go to
the window to look out. I see I live
in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash
everywhere .

Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker.... Pacemaker? Besides
being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug addict,
HIV- positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having
a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.

At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, "Sweetiepie,
my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided who are you going to vote
for in the Primary?

Hillary or Barack?

Sonofabitch! Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one
armed, drug addicted, Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald,
orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but PLEASE
don't tell me I'm a fucking Democrat!!!!
 
It was a terrible nightmare, the most horrible one you could imagine. In
the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the
ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised! Quickly I
jumped up, found my pants and looked in the
pockets to find my driver license photo - and it was that same color.
Black. No, no, God no, it can't be!! I felt myself being very depressed,
downcast, sitting in a chair. But it's a wheelchair!!

That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also
disabled!!! I said to myself, aloud "This is impossible. It's impossible that I
should be black and Jewish and disabled."

"It's the pure and holy truth", whispers someone from behind me. I turn
around, and it's my Boyfriend. Just what I needed!!! I am a homosexual whore
and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend. Sonofabitch!!!! Oh, my God.....
Black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and
HIV-positive!!!

Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and OH, noooooo...I'm
Bald!!!

The telephone rings. It's my brother. He is saying, "Since mom and dad
died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all day
doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap.. Any job." Mom?...
Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!

I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are
black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict,
HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan. But he doesn't get it. Frustrated, I hang
up. It's then I realize I only have one hand!!! With tears in my eyes I go to
the window to look out. I see I live
in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash
everywhere .

Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker.... Pacemaker? Besides
being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug addict,
HIV- positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having
a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.

At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, "Sweetiepie,
my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided who are you going to vote
for in the Primary?

Hillary or Barack?

Sonofabitch! Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one
armed, drug addicted, Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald,
orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but PLEASE
don't tell me I'm a fucking Democrat!!!!

Don't worry. You will never become a Democrat. Your IQ is way too low.
 
It was a terrible nightmare, the most horrible one you could imagine. In
the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the
ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised! Quickly I
jumped up, found my pants and looked in the
pockets to find my driver license photo - and it was that same color.
Black. No, no, God no, it can't be!! I felt myself being very depressed,
downcast, sitting in a chair. But it's a wheelchair!!

That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also
disabled!!! I said to myself, aloud "This is impossible. It's impossible that I
should be black and Jewish and disabled."

"It's the pure and holy truth", whispers someone from behind me. I turn
around, and it's my Boyfriend. Just what I needed!!! I am a homosexual whore
and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend. Sonofabitch!!!! Oh, my God.....
Black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and
HIV-positive!!!

Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and OH, noooooo...I'm
Bald!!!

The telephone rings. It's my brother. He is saying, "Since mom and dad
died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all day
doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap.. Any job." Mom?...
Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!

I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are
black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict,
HIV-positive, bald, and an orphan. But he doesn't get it. Frustrated, I hang
up. It's then I realize I only have one hand!!! With tears in my eyes I go to
the window to look out. I see I live
in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash
everywhere .

Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker.... Pacemaker? Besides
being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug addict,
HIV- positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having
a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.

At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, "Sweetiepie,
my love, my little black heartthrob, have you decided who are you going to vote
for in the Primary?

Hillary or Barack?

Sonofabitch! Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one
armed, drug addicted, Jewish queer on a Pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald,
orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but PLEASE
don't tell me I'm a fucking Democrat!!!!
Well being democrat kind of goes with the territory...:abgg2q.jpg:
 

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