The MyPillow Guy joins with Trump to promote MyPardon!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a limited-time offer to current and former White House staffers, Mike Lindell, better known as the MyPillow Guy, is joining forces with Donald J. Trump to promote a new product called MyPardon.​

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For $69.98, the price of a MyPillow, Trump associates will receive a preëmptive pardon rendering them immune from prosecution for all federal crimes.​

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Unlike MyPillow, which comes with a ten-year warranty, MyPardon is guaranteed for life, Lindell said.​

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“People wonder how someone who worked for Donald Trump can sleep at night,” Lindell said. “With MyPardon, you’ll sleep like a baby.”​

MyPillow Guy Joins with Trump to Promote MyPardon

As part of a special offer, associates of the outgoing President will receive a preëmptive pardon rendering them immune from prosecution for all federal crimes.

www.newyorker.com

 

[Canon Shooter]

For $69.98, the price of a MyPillow, Trump associates will receive a preëmptive pardon rendering them immune from prosecution for all federal crimes.

Man, you gotta' learn to shop around; Theirty five bucks on Amazon:
Amazon.com

 

[bodecea]

Check those pillows for shredded ballots.

 

[Canon Shooter]

Check those pillows for shredded ballots.

What is the filling in those things? I don't get it.

My hot Puerto Rican girlfriend and I stayed in a local hotel on my birthday two years ago; little boutique place right on Matanzas Bay. The pillows were amazing. I contacted the owner to find out what brand pillows they were and bought two of them. They were about $60 a piece, but I've never slept on anything so comfortable...

 

[Moonglow]

Check those pillows for shredded ballots.

What is the filling in those things? I don't get it.

My hot Puerto Rican girlfriend and I stayed in a local hotel on my birthday two years ago; little boutique place right on Matanzas Bay. The pillows were amazing. I contacted the owner to find out what brand pillows they were and bought two of them. They were about $60 a piece, but I've never slept on anything so comfortable...

Republican unicorn farts are what makes the My Pillow the best in the Republican land....(Democrat orders are filled with tranny farts)

 

[MarathonMike]

Check those pillows for shredded ballots.

What is the filling in those things? I don't get it.

My hot Puerto Rican girlfriend and I stayed in a local hotel on my birthday two years ago; little boutique place right on Matanzas Bay. The pillows were amazing. I contacted the owner to find out what brand pillows they were and bought two of them. They were about $60 a piece, but I've never slept on anything so comfortable...

So what brand were they if you don't mind? We are due for pillow upgrades.

 

[Canon Shooter]

Check those pillows for shredded ballots.

What is the filling in those things? I don't get it.

My hot Puerto Rican girlfriend and I stayed in a local hotel on my birthday two years ago; little boutique place right on Matanzas Bay. The pillows were amazing. I contacted the owner to find out what brand pillows they were and bought two of them. They were about $60 a piece, but I've never slept on anything so comfortable...

So what brand were they if you don't mind? We are due for pillow upgrades.

Pacific Coast Feather Co.

Pillows - Pacific Coast Bedding

 

[petro]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a limited-time offer to current and former White House staffers, Mike Lindell, better known as the MyPillow Guy, is joining forces with Donald J. Trump to promote a new product called MyPardon.​

​

For $69.98, the price of a MyPillow, Trump associates will receive a preëmptive pardon rendering them immune from prosecution for all federal crimes.​

​

Unlike MyPillow, which comes with a ten-year warranty, MyPardon is guaranteed for life, Lindell said.​

​

“People wonder how someone who worked for Donald Trump can sleep at night,” Lindell said. “With MyPardon, you’ll sleep like a baby.”​

MyPillow Guy Joins with Trump to Promote MyPardon

As part of a special offer, associates of the outgoing President will receive a preëmptive pardon rendering them immune from prosecution for all federal crimes.

www.newyorker.com

 

[jbrownson0831]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a limited-time offer to current and former White House staffers, Mike Lindell, better known as the MyPillow Guy, is joining forces with Donald J. Trump to promote a new product called MyPardon.​

​

For $69.98, the price of a MyPillow, Trump associates will receive a preëmptive pardon rendering them immune from prosecution for all federal crimes.​

​

Unlike MyPillow, which comes with a ten-year warranty, MyPardon is guaranteed for life, Lindell said.​

​

“People wonder how someone who worked for Donald Trump can sleep at night,” Lindell said. “With MyPardon, you’ll sleep like a baby.”​

MyPillow Guy Joins with Trump to Promote MyPardon

As part of a special offer, associates of the outgoing President will receive a preëmptive pardon rendering them immune from prosecution for all federal crimes.

www.newyorker.com

Wow...you wackos turn murderers loose because of the leftysniffles then have the pelosis to criticize the President....