The irish fire fighter...

froggy

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Paddy the Irish Firefighter
was walking along the street during his
once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York
when he rounds a corner and
there's a high rise building on
fire.

Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs
up
to the building to see if he can help--and notices people trapped
5
stories up.

Paddy yells to the people: 'I'm Patrick Sean Michael
Fitzpatrick, an
Irish Fire Fighter on holiday, I'm also a Rugby
Union
fullback! If you jump, I'll catch you!"

One lady, in
desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.

Then a man
sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough,
Paddy catches him
as well.

Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy
didn't
even attempt to catch him.

Paddy looks up and yells,
"Don't be throwin' the fookin' burnt
ones!"
 

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