Paddy the Irish Firefighter was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise building on fire. Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help--and notices people trapped 5 stories up. Paddy yells to the people: 'I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick, an Irish Fire Fighter on holiday, I'm also a Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I'll catch you!" One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her. Then a man sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him as well. Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him. Paddy looks up and yells, "Don't be throwin' the fookin' burnt ones!"