The irish fire fighter...

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    Paddy the Irish Firefighter
    was walking along the street during his
    once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York
    when he rounds a corner and
    there's a high rise building on
    fire.

    Paddy, ever the kind-hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs
    up
    to the building to see if he can help--and notices people trapped
    5
    stories up.

    Paddy yells to the people: 'I'm Patrick Sean Michael
    Fitzpatrick, an
    Irish Fire Fighter on holiday, I'm also a Rugby
    Union
    fullback! If you jump, I'll catch you!"

    One lady, in
    desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her.

    Then a man
    sees that Paddy catches the woman and jumps. Sure enough,
    Paddy catches him
    as well.

    Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy
    didn't
    even attempt to catch him.

    Paddy looks up and yells,
    "Don't be throwin' the fookin' burnt
    ones!"
     
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