The Indian With One Testicle

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  1. froggy
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    There once was an Indian who had only one testicle

    and whose given name was 'Onestone'. He hated that

    name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

    After years and years of torment, Onestone finally

    cracked and said,' If anyone calls me Onestone

    again I will kill them!'

    The word got around and nobody called

    him that any more.

    Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird

    forgot and said, 'Good morning, Onestone.' He

    jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into

    the forest where he made love to her all day and

    all night. He made love to her all the next day,

    until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.

    The word got around that Onestone meant what

    he promised he would do. Years went by and no

    one dared call him by his given name until A woman

    named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being

    away. Yellow Bird , who wasBlue Bird's cousin, was

    overjoyed when she saw Onestone. She hugged him

    and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'

    Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,

    then he made love to her all day, made love to her all

    night, made love to her all the next day, made love to

    her all the next night, butYellow Bird wouldn't die!













    Why ???













    OH, come on... take a guess !!!













    Think about it !!!













    You're going to love this !!!













    Everyone knows...




    You can't kill Two Birds




    with OneStone!!!
     
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    Boom Tish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I am a sucker for that kinda stuff.
     
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    Our Native American friend should have just been pleased his name was not Little Rock.
     
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    I don't get it.

    I thought they were all Indians, not birds and rocks.

    And were they Native American indians, or hindus?
     
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    Don't get me started on Hindus.

    I would wither and die without hamburgers.
     
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    Which begs the question, why are not hamburgers made from pork?
     
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    I guess the pigs are too smart to fall for that.
     
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    Ok, Einstein.
     

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