The Frog And The Bank Teller

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    Heard this one the other day and it made me laugh:

    A frog goes into a bank and
    approaches the teller. He
    can see from her nameplate
    that her name is Patricia
    Whack.

    "Miss Whack, I'd like to get
    a $30,000 loan to take a
    holiday."

    Patty looks at the frog in
    disbelief and asks his name.

    The frog says his name is
    Kermit Jagger, his dad is
    Mick Jagger, and that it's
    okay, he knows the bank
    manager.

    Patty explains that he will
    need to secure the loan with
    some collateral.

    The frog says, "Sure. I have
    this," and produces a tiny
    porcelain elephant, about an
    inch tall, bright pink in color and
    perfectly formed.

    Very confused, Patty explains
    that she'll have to consult
    with the bank manager and
    disappears into a back office.

    She finds the manager and
    says, "There's a frog called
    Kermit Jagger out there who
    claims to know you and wants
    to borrow $30,000, and he
    wants to use this as
    collateral."

    She holds up the tiny pink
    elephant. "I mean, what in
    the world is this?"

    The bank manager looks back
    at her and says.

    "It's a knickknack, Patty
    Whack. Give the frog a loan,
    His old man's a Rolling
    Stone."


    Did you sing it?:lol:
     
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    Of course.
     
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    you guys not have cable?
     
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    Of course, but its not worth it.
     
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    You need tv to entertain you?
     
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    No kidding, cable is a vast wasteland.
     

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