Oh, this is hilarious.
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. He can't, he doesn't have a job. His leadership moved his job to China.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. Just kidding. It was Obama that expanded gun laws more than any president in decades. Go ahead, ask for a link, I dare you.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. No, he eats everything. That's why they're so fat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. Only the ones that are diseased. Conservatives don't believe in food safety.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. Until he gets caught at a nearby men's room. Then his wife and family die of embarrassment.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If by equal rights, you're right. Besides, only a fool doesn't want respect and equal rights. Or a conservative whose been brainwashed.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. Yea, like how long he has to stand in line for food stamps and welfare.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him while he standing in line waiting to register at the college or university.
If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels, to foreign owned Fox where he trusts their lies.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down until they prove what they print is the truth. Do you know that some Americans are so stupid, so easily misled, they actually believe that the President spent 200 million dollars a day on a visit? I know. It's hard to believe anyone could be so stupid.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. Just kidding. All conservatives are believers. Some say they aren't, but when asked questions, turns out they really are. And they aren't satisfied until they force their mystical beliefs down the throats of every American. In fact, they insist on only some Americans having full citizens rights. Because their religion says it must be so.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion kept out of public schools. Many don't want their children exposed to such nonsense. (Don't forget Muslim!!!) Liberals don't want their children exposed to that nonsense either. Seems Christians and Muslims have the same founder and mostly the same beliefs.
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes straight to the emergency room, thereby costing the public ten times the amount.
A liberal demands the public option. Too bad conservatives blocked it.
If a conservative reads this, and understands more than one word in four, we will all be amazed.
A liberal will be at work. Because he has a job.
Conservatives find the money to buy a gun....even if they don't have a job.
I don't know how Obama rates when it comes to expansion of gun laws but the day he released his new list I couldn't get any ammo for 3 months online.
Not all Conservatives are fat [Just look at Sarah Palin] and not all Liberals are skinny and healthy [Just look at the cast on The View. The Libs are fat and the Conservative is skinny].