~The Cell Phone~

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    Dabs ~Unpredictable~

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    Several men are in the locker room of a tennis club. A cell phone
    on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function
    and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes"
    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat.
    It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure, ....go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new
    2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$60,000"
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last
    year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer
    $900,000."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him
    in astonishment.
    Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
     
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    OMGorsh I figured it had to be someone else's money he was spending so freely :D
     

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