“The Democrats are the party of government activism, the party that says government can make you richer, smarter, taller, and get the chickweed out of your lawn. Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work, and then get elected and prove it." - P.J. O’rourke
Of course, Dems can do none of those things but that doesn't stop them from lying to procure the votes of idiots like ... you.