The Babylon Bee's Man Of The Year Is Rachel Levine

It is reported that Rachel Levine has had the 'bottom' surgery. Which means she takes 1o minutes or more to piss, then has to wear pads because she leaks for the next hour or so and she smells like piss. I've no doubt she feels itchy on her ghost balls.
 
It is reported that Rachel Levine has had the 'bottom' surgery. Which means she takes 1o minutes or more to piss, then has to wear pads because she leaks for the next hour or so and she smells like piss. I've no doubt she feels itchy on her ghost balls.
Heard she was looking, but didn't have the balls.
 
It is reported that Rachel Levine has had the 'bottom' surgery. Which means she takes 1o minutes or more to piss, then has to wear pads because she leaks for the next hour or so and she smells like piss. I've no doubt she feels itchy on her ghost balls.
I read it was considering it.
 
He/she would not tell the truth. It made rules for nursing homes and quickly and quietly got his/her own mother out.
 
The Babylon Bee's Man Of The Year Is Rachel Levine
The Babylon Bee has selected Rachel Levine as its first annual Man of the Year.

Levine is the U.S. assistant secretary for health for the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, where he serves proudly as the first man in that position to dress like a western cultural stereotype of a woman. He is also an admiral in the U.S. Public Health Service Commissioned Corps. What a boss!
Rachel's original name is Richard Levine, but he changed it to Rachel for some strange reason a few years ago. Who cares? Who says a dude as accomplished as this can't be named "Rachel?" This king doesn't care what people think about him! He often wears a dress, which some people think is weird—but he doesn't care one bit. Come on! Men in India wear dress-type garments, don't they?
Rachel's message is to "be true to yourself," and we couldn't agree more. This man is breaking barriers and showing us all the true meaning of courage.
We applaud this precious and perfectly made child of God for all his accomplishments and hope he stays true to who God made him to be.
UPDATE: Since announcing this award, we've been told that Levine actually identifies as a woman. We have still chosen to give the award as his self-identification has no bearing on the truth. Congratulations, Rachel Levine!

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Bravo...


Hmm..., Getting banned from twitter has become a badge of honor. Just means you're over the target.
The more they censor people speak truth, the more you know they're doing the right thing.
Best jokes are based on facts. Babylon Bee has found success in comedy with that truth.

Which got them immediately suspended by Twitter for saying.
Seven months later Elon owns them and has fired the people behind it.
 

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